who would have thought that, the more monotonous and less varied the repeated smacking of loud bang into your ears was, the less enjoyable it was to listen to

AI creates illustrations. Illustration and art are two different things.

"Oo hoo hoo! I'm fucked!"

they have four options, from most to least likely these are:

a good pokemon game
a great zelda game released alongside the live action movie
a fantastic Star Fox game
a fantastic F-Zero game

nothing else has any shot of surpassing mk8dx and really none of these are that likely either

She did seem a bit older so it's possible?? I don't remember her name

I think I was a couple years too late for this

I got a lady who sang Don't Worry Be Happy except she changed it to Don't Do It Be Happy and one stanza was if you inject needles in your arm / it will do you much much harm

I didn't know the original song so this was even more weird

time traveler: [stops Skeet from getting stabbed for real with the umbrella]

the Scream sequels: the killer is targeting the cast members of the movie series Bellow

Pressure from specific, influential, very stupid clients.

No actual economist would blanket all Vtubers and fucking video games as high fraud risk.

wtf incels are demanding bayonetta ditch the glasses they are literally required for her character archetype (marm)

it's called scream because every time they announce another goddamn movie everybody does the home alone scream and starts bashing their head on the wall

Fucking hell, Nintendo needs to step up their goddamn security.

Full disclosure: I absolutely hate the "epic anime kaiju fight" part of SCP. It's cringe as fuck.

But this travesty does still establish that SCP-505 can create super demons and end the world if not properly controlled.

So Keter class it is.