pej’oli
@feth.bsky.social
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
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Yo JFC Tim lmaoooo
July 24, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Yo JFC Tim lmaoooo
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the 64 year old married guy who DMd me "hello beautiful." and got no response:
December 9, 2024 at 7:52 PM
the 64 year old married guy who DMd me "hello beautiful." and got no response:
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if you look like this DM me
Did you know RuneScape's imps used to look like this? Their design was updated in November 2006 to the model you see in OSRS today!
November 15, 2024 at 10:30 PM
if you look like this DM me
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It's the opposite of this
October 18, 2024 at 3:25 PM
It's the opposite of this
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we're giving microsoft clippy the power of god
February 16, 2024 at 3:25 PM
we're giving microsoft clippy the power of god
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"a close encounter of the athletic kind"
This is the AI gibberish replacing local reporters. Imagine its 'reporting' on elections.
This is the AI gibberish replacing local reporters. Imagine its 'reporting' on elections.
anddd here's an AI-generated high school football story
(via: scavendish/twitter)
(via: scavendish/twitter)
August 21, 2023 at 6:45 PM
"a close encounter of the athletic kind"
This is the AI gibberish replacing local reporters. Imagine its 'reporting' on elections.
This is the AI gibberish replacing local reporters. Imagine its 'reporting' on elections.
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in the right circles, calling someone "recumbent-bike-coded" is a devastating insult.
August 9, 2023 at 8:06 PM
in the right circles, calling someone "recumbent-bike-coded" is a devastating insult.
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“lol”, said the canary in the coal mine as it started to feel faint, “lmao”
August 9, 2023 at 7:04 PM
“lol”, said the canary in the coal mine as it started to feel faint, “lmao”
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There’s a bartender on the Star Trek Enterprise and I desperately want a Midnight Diner-type show about her
August 5, 2023 at 1:10 AM
There’s a bartender on the Star Trek Enterprise and I desperately want a Midnight Diner-type show about her
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You can enable reminders for alt text in the settings. This is very helpful for people like me who need alt text in order to fully engage on Bluesky.
July 25, 2023 at 12:46 AM
You can enable reminders for alt text in the settings. This is very helpful for people like me who need alt text in order to fully engage on Bluesky.
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I can't wait to give these people my bank account information and routing number
twitter sign change isn’t going well. Building management called cops
July 24, 2023 at 8:18 PM
I can't wait to give these people my bank account information and routing number
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we really need to be able to tell what device people are posting from here. i think we should be able to quote post a dipshit with a screenshot of Bluesky for iPad as a dunk
July 24, 2023 at 4:14 PM
we really need to be able to tell what device people are posting from here. i think we should be able to quote post a dipshit with a screenshot of Bluesky for iPad as a dunk
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In solidarity with the upcoming UPS strike, SAG-AFTRA is now delivering all of its packages in person.
July 22, 2023 at 5:20 PM
In solidarity with the upcoming UPS strike, SAG-AFTRA is now delivering all of its packages in person.
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With every day that goes by, I’m more thankful and proud that Americans banded together to throw James Corden back into the Atlantic Ocean
July 21, 2023 at 3:50 PM
With every day that goes by, I’m more thankful and proud that Americans banded together to throw James Corden back into the Atlantic Ocean
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Wow, nice gains. Ill-gotten?
July 3, 2023 at 12:54 PM
Wow, nice gains. Ill-gotten?
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[desperately trying to ignite discourse] if you don't think cereal qualifies as a cold stew, i don't think you should be able to vote for city comptroller
July 19, 2023 at 6:02 PM
[desperately trying to ignite discourse] if you don't think cereal qualifies as a cold stew, i don't think you should be able to vote for city comptroller
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A croissant is a pervert's bread. Only a sex maniac could have thought up folding so much butter into an innocent dough. One fold for each leaf of the fruit tree by which Adam and Eve offended God
July 19, 2023 at 1:03 PM
A croissant is a pervert's bread. Only a sex maniac could have thought up folding so much butter into an innocent dough. One fold for each leaf of the fruit tree by which Adam and Eve offended God
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QAnon psycho sent a deranged email to me and the head of AMC and the CEO actually replied all lmfao
July 17, 2023 at 10:08 PM
QAnon psycho sent a deranged email to me and the head of AMC and the CEO actually replied all lmfao
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Donald Trump: I am going to become a dictator
NY Times Headline Writer: In Trump's Second Term, a Unique View of Executive Power Emerges
NY Times Headline Writer: In Trump's Second Term, a Unique View of Executive Power Emerges
July 17, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Donald Trump: I am going to become a dictator
NY Times Headline Writer: In Trump's Second Term, a Unique View of Executive Power Emerges
NY Times Headline Writer: In Trump's Second Term, a Unique View of Executive Power Emerges