In case it wasn't clear, I'm a dog, and I do dog things. Including but not limited to; barking at nothing, slobbering on things at inconvenient times, chasing cats, going outside 15 times to stand in the yard and do nothing, fall asleep in awkward positions, and most importantly, untimely boners.
August 6, 2023 at 2:18 AM
In case it wasn't clear, I'm a dog, and I do dog things. Including but not limited to; barking at nothing, slobbering on things at inconvenient times, chasing cats, going outside 15 times to stand in the yard and do nothing, fall asleep in awkward positions, and most importantly, untimely boners.