My shuffle sensed I was sad and went “you want to be sadder bitch?”

Being an adult gamer is just having an endless catalog of new games to play, but playing that one game you've already played a dozen times instead 😭

man you can't just fuck off and play a video game for a few hours without massive news hapening

it's all going to be so corrupt, so stupid, and, at the same time, so scary.

Recommend not watching one second of inauguration madness -

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Today may be scary, but now it's up to us to be the heroes we need to see in our communities.

Our institutions and elected leaders have failed to prevent this moment, but if we work together to stand up for our friends and neighbors we can make a big difference.

We had to get in on the video action too — Bluesky now has custom feeds for video!

Like any other feed, you can choose to pin these or not. Bluesky is yours to customize.

It's really silly that normal light bulbs don't exist anymore.

If you type a text and forget to send it you should get a notification reminder. Nerds get on it

Are tweets here really called skeets

Man, this country can’t guess the winner right to save its ass

Netflix honoring the Tyson era by using dial up service tonight.

Bluesky by the Numbers today:

1.3M people Posted 6.5M posts
2.3M people Liked 37.5M posts
2.9M people Followed 41.5M people (!!!!!)

Over 1,000,000 people joined the network!!!!!!

We broke all-time traffic records by over 30% today across the board.

Follows are up 20x from 2 weeks ago!

Holy Moly