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Femme Fatale
@femmefatale1.bsky.social
Bookworm. Audio Fiction Enthusiast. Pyromaniac.
Well, so much for my plans this week. Computer is in the shop for repairs, and I tested positive for Covid. Fortunately the symptoms are moderate for now, just a heavy cough and mild dizziness.
September 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I don’t trust any church that has a fence around the front.
July 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Got to camp yesterday and the camp host advised us to pitch our tent behind the windbreak because we’re in the steppe and it can get a little windy. … A “little” windy.
May 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The dildo of consequences does not come with lube
April 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
“It’s not going to hurt you”, “it’s more afraid of you than you are of it”, and “they’re beneficial for the environment” are not magical phrases to suddenly cure my arachnophobia. Despite what my coworkers think.
April 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I went to the thrift store looking for a tie for my friend’s wedding. Instead, I purchased a toy dinosaur. I am an adult.
March 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I need more dice. They all fit in my dice tray. This is unacceptable.
March 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Today I say goodbye to Wyvern, my 8-year old workhorse of an HP Omen and say hello to Kaiju, my new Lenovo Legion Pro 7i. Looking forward to many years of games, podcasts, and editing with my new computer.
March 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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SURPRISE! We have one more to add to our star-powered #RaidforResearch lineup… @theonlyryann.bsky.social !!!🤩

Fun fact: Ryann has a longtime connection to our T1D family. In his previous life as a game dev, Ryann worked for @breakthrought1dhq.bsky.social founder...

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February 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Buying new glasses is like trying to pick out a whole new face. Why do they always have to discontinue the frames I got last time?
February 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
We’re all just down here in this coal mine while our bosses tell us the canary is only sleeping
February 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Congratulations to the folks at #CriticalRole on finishing C3 tonight. Here’s hoping I’ll be able to catch up on my 10-year backlog in time for C4. Y’all gotta promise to keep playing until I get caught up.
February 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I can always fly in my dreams. No one ever questions it. And because of my dreams, I feel like I know how it feels to have an updraft under your wings. And yet in my dreams I’m still afraid of heights, so I feel my stomach lurch with that updraft. Dream analysts, what does all this MEAN?
February 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It’s time for my annual “Judge a Book by its Cover” challenge! The rules:
- go to your local library and pick your favorite section (I usually choose YA)
- check out books that have interesting titles/cover art
- you are not permitted to read the inside cover or reviews
Enjoy some random reading!
January 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Who run the world?
January 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Trans, nonbinary, genderfluid, whatever your gender identity: you are valid. You are loved. Stay strong. Stay safe. I won’t stop fighting for you.
January 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
At 39 years old, I finally gathered a party for my first-ever #D&D session! Thank you to @criticalrole.bsky.social for giving me the courage to finally take my first step into creating a story with my friends.
January 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Finally got a photo of the Feathery Bastard who has been stalking my bird feeders. He’s a Cooper’s hawk and I named him Jerk because he is one. Stop eating my pine siskins.
January 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Bird feeders are the perfect example of how weird humans are. We spend time and money giving food to another creature just because it makes our brain make the happy chemicals just to gaze upon them.
December 29, 2024 at 11:36 PM
My dog enjoyed her new toys from Santa because she was a Very Good Dog this year.
December 26, 2024 at 3:57 PM
I see my Mothman on the top left! I love these annual Christmas cards from this very wholesome and wonderful bean.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS from my lovely community <3 tag yourself
December 26, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Samwise Gamgee could 100% lift Thor’s hammer.
December 24, 2024 at 2:04 AM
“None Pizza Left Beef” is my favorite meme of all time. That’s it. That’s all I came here to say.
December 22, 2024 at 7:06 PM
My neighbor showed up at my front door with a gift bag full of fresh persimmons from their tree and they are *delightful* (both the persimmons and the neighbor)
December 2, 2024 at 1:15 AM
It’s December 1st and you know what that means! It’s #whamageddon time! We ride to ruin or glory! Will you survive or will you feast with the fallen in the halls of Whamhalla? Good luck, my fellow warriors!
December 1, 2024 at 7:23 PM