erm actually the americans *deserve* to fall because they're just hanging there letting the magats cut the rope instead of being high enough to grab the scissors from them 🤓

wouldn't aliens have blood too? they gotta do gas exchange somehow

parade blimp 😳

fertilizer

honky?

I know what this is from 💀

I LOVE MASS INFLATION SCENARIOS SO MUCH RAAAAAARRRRGHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Unrelated but I could also vouch for asteroid mining; we're already strip-mining entire mountains for just enough minerals to make a cell phone, so why not choose a source that not only has no "environment" to ruin, *and* has significantly more metals?

double nvm, I still have to take these classes even if I drop out now because I have to take a grade

pinch my dick and call me ronald reagan I am such a fucking indecisive bastard

nvm, just found out that if I dropped out now, it'd subtract from my GPA, but if I transferred to a university for my current major, the classes I dropped wouldn't even matter because they weren't part of my degree anyways