I’ve got open fire envy

I read that as must, Mulligan was either a curmudgeonly miser (entirely possible) or broke. He obviously needed help and we all know that the Grundys are the go to farm hands. How come Eddie hadn’t put a days work in? Or is Mulligans death not being broadcast by Susan? #TheArchers

It’s great how herbs change the vibe of the house. I tackled my overgrown lavender and laid the cuttings down in my hall before taking them to a friend. Fabulous smell

What?!

Barnett is totally unsuitable for an early morning news programme. There’s much better presenters like Emily Maitless, Victoria Derbyshire #R4today

Yeah but what about ‘our’ Boris? He was identified as a security risk back in 2016 but Teresa May still appointed him Foreign Secretary then he went on a bender with Russian Lebedev

Of course you do, all hail Duchess of Kent 😉 #TheArchers

We know you’re lovely and mischievous. Don’t change #TheArchers