im addicted to pho. not an exaggeration. I think about it Nonstop

in all ways except physical I’m an 80 year old woman. I love to do crafts and drink tea with my cats. I love to collect knick knacks and doodads and all sorts of tchotchkes. eat soup. go to bed before 10pm. that’s the life, baby.

I call out to the void, and the void answers “keep playing hello kitty island adventure”

this entire app feels like waiting at the bus stop as a kid

[showing my friend my hobby] no dude it’s not a special interest, it’s a regular one

getting back into Pokémon go has been disastrous for my screen time

hi john that great you can go ahead and order it

taking an amtrack from Boston to Philly today and it’s fuckin DELAYED. I’m already gonna be arriving so late, why would they do this to me

im Goated with the sauce (i am always five minutes away from my own demise)

i think my main problem with bluesky is that it seems like a lot of this user base is a very tenderqueer liberal vibe. i need more of a “transgender commies with guns” kind of vibe

sure, what the hell. im here now and an fbi psyop