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educator. validation addict. douchefagg.
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one very fun language learning thing I just did was make it so my phone automatically translates everyone's messages to me to french. I'd honestly recommend, it really feels confrontational
October 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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So many hot takes come down to, “I am a member of a group who would benefit from some social tradeoff. And as such, I believe that tradeoff is profoundly moral”
September 1, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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realistic Star Trek
August 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Oh lord they coming for me
June 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Every major online content scene has 4 phases...
August 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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January 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block
I guess I'm too woke because I find the proliferation of this really off-putting and gross. The fact that it's now reached the "enlightened centrists" class is depressing.
January 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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I'm playing two chess grandmasters by mail. One as white, the other as black. I just send them each other's moves. They both think I'm a genius. Both invite me to their homes to make love to their wives as they watch from the closet. That's when I secretly charge all my electronics. Free electricity
January 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Bouncer at exclusive underground club: what's the secret handshake?

Me: [does the secret handshake]

Bouncer: and your 2-factor authentication?

Me: [pulling out hamster, who also does the secret handshake]

Bouncer: come on in
December 28, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
theonion.com
November 26, 2024 at 5:02 PM