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fauxneme
@fauxnemic.bsky.social
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language & mind-ish things (mostly fun sometimes sin), interested in what science is and does, pretend stoic but for-real epicurean (but for-real-real hedonist), we're in this together, la do la si, &c &c

tryna be drunk (comme Baudelaire)
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just because
black and white photo of knuckle tats that read RAZL DAZL
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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day 3 at the metal fest let's fucking go 🤘🤘
daytime shot at an outdoor music festival; foreground has people milling about on a grass field that is somewhat muddy from recent rain, although the sun is shining for this shot; in the background is a stage with a banner reading "Aftershock"
October 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Middle-aged! At The Metal Festival
Picture of the Aftershock 2025 metal festival lineup
October 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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A picture of a hand encased in a kind of hermetic glass bubble/chamber. It is J.P. Prewitt's left hand, and it was featured in the Fall 1973 Bulova watch catalog. (J.P. Prewitt is a character from the 2001 movie Zoolander, played by David Duchovny.)
September 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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cover of Soul Coughing's 1994 album Ruby Vroom
September 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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workin the farm stand
A picture of the front side of a small half-dome building made of wood paneling and a canvas roof, with a plain door. It's a farmstand somewhere in Northern California. A hand-lettered sign leans against it to the right of the door listing some of the wares for sale, in front of which is a wagon holding 3 watermelons. A pop-up is set up in front of the building, providing shade for a makeshift wooden counter on which there is, from left to right, a coffee, a bell for service, an iPad, a copy of The Body Keeps The Score, and a cash box. In the lower foreground is the bottom half of my left leg, crossed over my right knee. I'm wearing loose rust-coloured shorts that end below my knee, and black flipflops. In the background are some trees, including a flowering crepe myrtle, and a patch of blue sky. It's all rather idyllic.
September 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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miss him every day
screencap of twitter post by @fstspecial (screen name "Keto O'Rourke") that reads: one thing dystopian sci-fi didn't predict is that homegrown US Nazis aren't styled "Oberkampfjaeger" so much as "Acting Deputy Assistant to the Regional Manager of Homeland Security"
August 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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i'm at the dairy queen i'm at the cool S i'm at the dairy queen with the cool S
picture of surface of dairy queen table with a "cool S" etched into it
July 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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also, this bad boy is getting a workout tonight...anecdotally it's looking true that the zoomers aren't drinking

y'all's bara are gonna die
picture of the free self-serve water tap at the bar I'm currently at
July 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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image of chef hat with cartoon silhouette of rat from movie Ratatouille and arrow pointing at it
June 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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it's the Kermit vs Dark Kermit "Do it" meme but with no text
June 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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ppl love doing cop shit
skeet reading "If a colleague told me they had done acid in private I would respond with "cool! what was it like? where did you get it from?" But if they told me they had done acid while at work, I would not feel bad about telling my boss."
June 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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floofy caturday offerings
floofy brown long-haired (siberian forest) cat perched on a stump amidst greenery/foliage
May 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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tournament match in norcal
9ft Diamond table with balls distributed around. A phone on the ball collector shows a score of 4-2.
May 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM