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FatRaccoon 🦝🎈
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Gen-X goth techie and latex fetishist. 🇨🇦 🦝🎈🦇⚰️🚲🕹️🍕⚔️🏰
A left-handed leftie with mensch points. Part owner of Canada 🍁. Autistic AF. Punk Rock Ethos. Dumpsters, all the way down. #dumpstersallthewaydown
🦝🎈 Weird rubber stuff-- > #rubberzoogarden
AI before it was cool.
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Stop robo-cars in their tracks with this one easy trick. You are the masters, humans.
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
OMG, look at what those Somalis have done! And you can even get spaghetti!
December 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
How about: NO to self-driving ANYTHING in Toronto. These things can't tell the difference between a fallen child and a garbage bag. It just adds more vehicles to already congested road space. I'll be riding my bike and getting this shirt.

#topoli

nexttech-news.com/toronto-want...
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
As a cyclist, I have a plan to counter this.
December 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I'll just leave this here...
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...

Spotify: Part of the Enshitification Tech Bro Plan.
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Venezuela was his second choice. 🇨🇦 The only reason the "51st state" didn't happen: this guy would be super pissed. I'm no monarchist, but glad we have a back-stop.
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
🇨🇦 Looking forward to this robot challenge.
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Darwin says:
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The Mink Mile (Bloor, Church to Avenue Rd.) : these "designer" bike racks are the most useless pieces of crap in the city. Can't even reach the frame with my lock. Who approved this garbage? #biketo #toronto #cycling @cycletoronto.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Police are "violence workers", not social workers. Society creates monsters, and pays them well.

"...RCMP officer who arrested an intellectually delayed woman and removed her from a mental health social centre, while off duty and in a different police jurisdiction."

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Having a shit transit system = "Some residents pay twice per trip, citing distance and delays".

Step 1: Take transit attractive so people leave their cars at home.
Ottawa: No, people who pay double fare should just drive. 🤦

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
No peace = no gratitude. Seems reasonable.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
What Jesus said about marriage: _____
What Jesus said about abortion: _____
What Jesus said about homosexuality: _____

Hmmm... something seems to be missing here.

Whenever I see a "Christian" theme tattoo, I think "You didn't even read the book, did you? 🤦
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Oh dear...
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I think they're describing Toronto. A city with an actual "Department of Forestry"...and is linked by trams.
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Trump has found his "Dr. Mengele".
November 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Billionaire Park, Tent City. Next on: What To Do With Billionaires.

www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It's a 💩 network.
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Everyone arrested by ICE should be owed $10M!

#uspoli
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Release the "edited/redacted" Epstein files! - DJT

Remember the Gulf War? - A Redacted MS Word doc was circulated. It was black text on a black background -- but you could still edit the file and see the text. I expect this level of stupidity with this gang.
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM