Uncle Fester
@fatguyramblings.bsky.social
I am whatever you want me to be, baby! Except republican…I can never be THAT evil!
Have you committed domestic violence against your wife? Did you take part in a violent and senseless coup against the country? Did you rape a woman or two violently? Are you a repeat ped@phile?
Come find safety in Trump’s Republican Party. They’ll cover for you at all costs. Apply within.
Come find safety in Trump’s Republican Party. They’ll cover for you at all costs. Apply within.
July 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Have you committed domestic violence against your wife? Did you take part in a violent and senseless coup against the country? Did you rape a woman or two violently? Are you a repeat ped@phile?
Come find safety in Trump’s Republican Party. They’ll cover for you at all costs. Apply within.
Come find safety in Trump’s Republican Party. They’ll cover for you at all costs. Apply within.
Once again, I’d like to remind the world that America was more afraid of an educated black woman than a tyrannical fascist with an affection for Hitler’s policies and a party that wants them DEAD, just ask Joni Ernst and the rest of the House Republicans.
May 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Once again, I’d like to remind the world that America was more afraid of an educated black woman than a tyrannical fascist with an affection for Hitler’s policies and a party that wants them DEAD, just ask Joni Ernst and the rest of the House Republicans.
Hello control the Republican population, take them out of the gene pool. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.
March 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hello control the Republican population, take them out of the gene pool. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.
New law: due to their complete ignorance of the subject, every Trump voter will be required to go back to school to learn their Social Studies: American history, civics, government, and economics. Passage of each class, with 95% accuracy, will be required for them to be able to vote again.
February 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
New law: due to their complete ignorance of the subject, every Trump voter will be required to go back to school to learn their Social Studies: American history, civics, government, and economics. Passage of each class, with 95% accuracy, will be required for them to be able to vote again.
I just passed a gym that had "please be my swolemate" on their sign.
I want to punch someone now.
I want to punch someone now.
February 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I just passed a gym that had "please be my swolemate" on their sign.
I want to punch someone now.
I want to punch someone now.
It's wet outside... you know... what Republican men wish they could do to women
February 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It's wet outside... you know... what Republican men wish they could do to women
Trump's approval rating is tiny... like his dick!
February 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Trump's approval rating is tiny... like his dick!
The only terrorist Small Dick Don couldn't pardon was Ashli Babbitt. She's currently in hell for allowing a clown to convince her that he was wronged, working at a fast food drive thru window. Only problem is every time she tries to hand the demonic customers their food, she gets shot!
January 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The only terrorist Small Dick Don couldn't pardon was Ashli Babbitt. She's currently in hell for allowing a clown to convince her that he was wronged, working at a fast food drive thru window. Only problem is every time she tries to hand the demonic customers their food, she gets shot!
Today's the day my beloved country gets diagnosed with terminal cancer.
January 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Today's the day my beloved country gets diagnosed with terminal cancer.
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2024 was the world's warmest year on record, but we still have Republicans claiming the climate crisis is a "hoax" as they do the bidding of Big Oil and other polluters.
What planet are they living on?
What planet are they living on?
Last year was the hottest in Earth's recorded history
NASA found that 2024 was hotter than any other year since at least 1880. Previously, 2023 had been considered the warmest on record.
www.nbcnews.com
January 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
2024 was the world's warmest year on record, but we still have Republicans claiming the climate crisis is a "hoax" as they do the bidding of Big Oil and other polluters.
What planet are they living on?
What planet are they living on?
I wish I had money so I could get away with shit!
More proof that there are two justice systems in America.
More proof that there are two justice systems in America.
January 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I wish I had money so I could get away with shit!
More proof that there are two justice systems in America.
More proof that there are two justice systems in America.
Do me a favor. Start referring to Trump as "Vice President Small Dick Don." He'll live that!
December 31, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Do me a favor. Start referring to Trump as "Vice President Small Dick Don." He'll live that!
Internet, I give you "Small Dick Don." Please use this instead of Vice President Donald J. Trump .
December 30, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Internet, I give you "Small Dick Don." Please use this instead of Vice President Donald J. Trump .
I think it's awesome that Snoop Dogg has his own college bowl game
December 25, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I think it's awesome that Snoop Dogg has his own college bowl game
Who celebrates Christmas for the beer and the bitches?
December 25, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Who celebrates Christmas for the beer and the bitches?
I just thought of something... Christmas is the perfect opportunity for pimps to sell their hookers... the Ho Ho Ho sale...3 hookers for the price of 1!
December 25, 2024 at 3:50 PM
I just thought of something... Christmas is the perfect opportunity for pimps to sell their hookers... the Ho Ho Ho sale...3 hookers for the price of 1!
Merry Christmas to all who didn't terrorize the nation in January 6.
December 24, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Merry Christmas to all who didn't terrorize the nation in January 6.
... umm, looking at the graph, i wonder, where are all the "Taxed Enough Already" Party people at? Or did they make all that noise because Obama was a black guy?
December 20, 2024 at 3:19 PM
... umm, looking at the graph, i wonder, where are all the "Taxed Enough Already" Party people at? Or did they make all that noise because Obama was a black guy?
Moses, shut up
December 8, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Moses, shut up
Hey Americans,
Who's ready to get screwed over royally by Trump's Billionaire's Club Cabinet?
YOU voted for this.
Who's ready to get screwed over royally by Trump's Billionaire's Club Cabinet?
YOU voted for this.
December 8, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Hey Americans,
Who's ready to get screwed over royally by Trump's Billionaire's Club Cabinet?
YOU voted for this.
Who's ready to get screwed over royally by Trump's Billionaire's Club Cabinet?
YOU voted for this.
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Oh, look, two men who've never served anyone but themselves have big feelings about taking care of our nation's veterans. FUCK THEM.
Musk and Ramaswamy have already identified $516 billion in government savings. It includes DRAMATIC CUTS to Veterans Affairs health care, the National Institutes of Health, Head Start, the FBI, and many other vital programs.
December 5, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Oh, look, two men who've never served anyone but themselves have big feelings about taking care of our nation's veterans. FUCK THEM.
