Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister
@fatfreddyspat.bsky.social
Just your average, all-American fuckbag who eats ice cream and shits bullets.
I play a lot of Team Fortress 2. More than is healthy.
I play a lot of Team Fortress 2. More than is healthy.
Holy shit. These fucking losers. Hope that guy got away.
October 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Holy shit. These fucking losers. Hope that guy got away.
I am happy for Bad Bunny to be performing the Superbowl halftime show. Seems like a nice feather in his cap.
October 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I am happy for Bad Bunny to be performing the Superbowl halftime show. Seems like a nice feather in his cap.
Pro tip: Don't talk to Trump supporters unless you're insulting them. Debate or even normal conversation is pointless.
They're little more than automatons that happen to respond to human stimuli. (Though, they're often not very good at it.)
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They're little more than automatons that happen to respond to human stimuli. (Though, they're often not very good at it.)
Picture unrelated.
September 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Pro tip: Don't talk to Trump supporters unless you're insulting them. Debate or even normal conversation is pointless.
They're little more than automatons that happen to respond to human stimuli. (Though, they're often not very good at it.)
Picture unrelated.
They're little more than automatons that happen to respond to human stimuli. (Though, they're often not very good at it.)
Picture unrelated.
You made me use the FCC to circumvent the first amendment for Charlie K?
September 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
You made me use the FCC to circumvent the first amendment for Charlie K?
Why not indeed?
August 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Why not indeed?
It could only be one thing
August 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It could only be one thing
I need to take some kind of Photoshop or GIMP lessons. Like, I'm horrifically bad at using drawing software. Exhibit #3927
August 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I need to take some kind of Photoshop or GIMP lessons. Like, I'm horrifically bad at using drawing software. Exhibit #3927
Yeah, alright.
August 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Yeah, alright.
Jesus wept
July 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Jesus wept
I have obtained footage of Hulk Hogan's death at the hands of a mysterious martial artist.
July 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I have obtained footage of Hulk Hogan's death at the hands of a mysterious martial artist.
I've been waiting for this to happen for so long.
July 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I've been waiting for this to happen for so long.
You cannot convince me that Uncle Baby Billy wasn't visually inspired by Jim Steranko.
July 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You cannot convince me that Uncle Baby Billy wasn't visually inspired by Jim Steranko.
Did he say anything racist recently? Like, say, comparing two dudes who don't look or act like each other but just happen to both be the same ethnicity?
July 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Did he say anything racist recently? Like, say, comparing two dudes who don't look or act like each other but just happen to both be the same ethnicity?
Sure thing, buddy.
May 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Sure thing, buddy.
Pretty impressive stuff, branding oneself as a loser for all times after winning a Superbowl.
April 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Pretty impressive stuff, branding oneself as a loser for all times after winning a Superbowl.
My new shirt arrived! I am very thankful to even be able to have any happy news, especially something small like this. I'm a lucky motherfucker.
April 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My new shirt arrived! I am very thankful to even be able to have any happy news, especially something small like this. I'm a lucky motherfucker.
Moving out of Florida today has me feeling like
March 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Moving out of Florida today has me feeling like
Bro ain't gonna bite the hands that feed
February 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Bro ain't gonna bite the hands that feed
I finally watched Ted Lasso
February 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I finally watched Ted Lasso
Alrighty. Feeling pretty optimistic about this one.
January 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Alrighty. Feeling pretty optimistic about this one.