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AI is worthless bullshit.
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
AI is worthless bullshit.
I get to spend Thanksgiving with the dog who has decided that staring out the window at nothing is the best use of our time together.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I get to spend Thanksgiving with the dog who has decided that staring out the window at nothing is the best use of our time together.
Sometimes I’ll watch a movie I’ve never seen before and it is immediately so idiosyncratic, so bizarre and so intriguing that I have to buy a physical copy before the movie is even over. Tonight that movie is Norman Mailer’s 1987 campy neo-noir “Tough Guys Don’t Dance”.
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Sometimes I’ll watch a movie I’ve never seen before and it is immediately so idiosyncratic, so bizarre and so intriguing that I have to buy a physical copy before the movie is even over. Tonight that movie is Norman Mailer’s 1987 campy neo-noir “Tough Guys Don’t Dance”.
Living with an unspayed half feral cat who is afraid to leave the basement leads to these noises happening a lot.
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Living with an unspayed half feral cat who is afraid to leave the basement leads to these noises happening a lot.
Let’s rock
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Let’s rock
I threw away a bunch of expired food and the cat keeps staring at the garbage bin wondering why I would do such a thing
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I threw away a bunch of expired food and the cat keeps staring at the garbage bin wondering why I would do such a thing
There is no way this movie is a bonkers as the synopsis implies but I’m gonna find out anyway.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
There is no way this movie is a bonkers as the synopsis implies but I’m gonna find out anyway.
Perdita Durango (AKA Dance With The Devil) is of the most batshit crazy movies I’ve ever seen. I don’t think it’s very good but it’s certainly not boring. Rosie Perez, pre-fame Javier Bardem (with an even weirder hairstyle than No Country) and James Gandolfini play everything to the rafters.
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Perdita Durango (AKA Dance With The Devil) is of the most batshit crazy movies I’ve ever seen. I don’t think it’s very good but it’s certainly not boring. Rosie Perez, pre-fame Javier Bardem (with an even weirder hairstyle than No Country) and James Gandolfini play everything to the rafters.
I have the weirdest half feral cat ever.
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I have the weirdest half feral cat ever.
I will never stop laughing at this.
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I will never stop laughing at this.
Never forget the names of the other, non Marky Mark, members of platinum selling 90’s musical artist Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. We need to respect the contributions of Hector The Booty Inspector as much as possible.
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Never forget the names of the other, non Marky Mark, members of platinum selling 90’s musical artist Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. We need to respect the contributions of Hector The Booty Inspector as much as possible.
Atmos
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Atmos
Devil cats!
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Devil cats!
I got a copy of the files!
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I got a copy of the files!
You know it’s gonna be a high quality 90’s direct to video movie when the American Gladiators are mentioned.
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
You know it’s gonna be a high quality 90’s direct to video movie when the American Gladiators are mentioned.
Mr. Pibb just tastes better than Pibb Xtra. Don’t know why.
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Mr. Pibb just tastes better than Pibb Xtra. Don’t know why.
I’m watching the mostly forgotten 1987 crime movie “No Man’s Land” with Charlie Sheen and DB Sweeney and not only does it feature 80’s ska band The Untouchables but Brad Pitt shows up as a non speaking waiter.
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I’m watching the mostly forgotten 1987 crime movie “No Man’s Land” with Charlie Sheen and DB Sweeney and not only does it feature 80’s ska band The Untouchables but Brad Pitt shows up as a non speaking waiter.
3 malorts and a beer
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
3 malorts and a beer
I found my @ggallin.bsky.social hat!
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I found my @ggallin.bsky.social hat!
Every animal in this house wants to steal my food.
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Every animal in this house wants to steal my food.
I have never posted a tik tok video before but Jason Alexander singing River of Dreams deserves this great honor.
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I have never posted a tik tok video before but Jason Alexander singing River of Dreams deserves this great honor.
I don’t know if I can handle watching the Gophers get destroyed by Oregon while also having to deal with RGIII’s cowboy hat on commentary.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I don’t know if I can handle watching the Gophers get destroyed by Oregon while also having to deal with RGIII’s cowboy hat on commentary.
I’ve had this in my fridge for like 6 months. I think it would actually kill me if I tried to drink it.
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I’ve had this in my fridge for like 6 months. I think it would actually kill me if I tried to drink it.
The man simply loves his name.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The man simply loves his name.
The senate to us dumb peasants
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The senate to us dumb peasants