Ray, future proprietor of the 1990's three star thriller museum
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The spooky season is over. It is now the time for crime (movies). That’s right it’s Noirvember. There’s no way I watch all 75 movies on this list but dammit I’m gonna try.
Ask a 12 year old what she wants for Christmas:
“A Slipknot t shirt”
Huh. Ok.
“A Slipknot t shirt”
Huh. Ok.
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Ask a 12 year old what she wants for Christmas:
“A Slipknot t shirt”
Huh. Ok.
“A Slipknot t shirt”
Huh. Ok.
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10 Better Choices for the National Anthem Than the Actual National Anthem:
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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One thanksgiving promise I can make is that you will never see me post a picture of the worst turkey ever roasted.
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
One thanksgiving promise I can make is that you will never see me post a picture of the worst turkey ever roasted.
“Sex Dwarf” is now officially a Thanksgiving song.
On this day in 1981, Soft Cell released their debut studio album “Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret” featuring singles "Tainted Love" "Bedsitter" and "Say Hello, Wave Goodbye"
RIP Dave Ball
RIP Dave Ball
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“Sex Dwarf” is now officially a Thanksgiving song.
I get to spend Thanksgiving with the dog who has decided that staring out the window at nothing is the best use of our time together.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I get to spend Thanksgiving with the dog who has decided that staring out the window at nothing is the best use of our time together.
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God bless us, every one
ok so apparently you can get the straight syrup version of Baja Blast and this just opened up a lot of possibilities www.sodacentre.com/products/mtn...
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November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
God bless us, every one
I have seen the future of television and it is racist AI generated animation shows about mid tier social media users.
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I have seen the future of television and it is racist AI generated animation shows about mid tier social media users.
I have now watched Johnny Skidmarks. There is a reason you’ve never heard of it.
We used to make movies called Johnny Skidmarks.
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I have now watched Johnny Skidmarks. There is a reason you’ve never heard of it.
I’m sure I’ll end up watching this last season of Stranger Things but I am not overly excited to do so.
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I’m sure I’ll end up watching this last season of Stranger Things but I am not overly excited to do so.
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Every time "All I Want" or "Walk On the Ocean" came on the radio back in the 90s, my friend Todd Dawetsprocket got so annoyed.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Every time "All I Want" or "Walk On the Ocean" came on the radio back in the 90s, my friend Todd Dawetsprocket got so annoyed.
Sometimes I’ll watch a movie I’ve never seen before and it is immediately so idiosyncratic, so bizarre and so intriguing that I have to buy a physical copy before the movie is even over. Tonight that movie is Norman Mailer’s 1987 campy neo-noir “Tough Guys Don’t Dance”.
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Sometimes I’ll watch a movie I’ve never seen before and it is immediately so idiosyncratic, so bizarre and so intriguing that I have to buy a physical copy before the movie is even over. Tonight that movie is Norman Mailer’s 1987 campy neo-noir “Tough Guys Don’t Dance”.
I am 40 or 50 years old and my mom still texts me be careful messages from Florida when she sees snow in the Minnesota forecast.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I am 40 or 50 years old and my mom still texts me be careful messages from Florida when she sees snow in the Minnesota forecast.
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I would order Johnny Depp to make 4 more Mortdecai movies
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I would order Johnny Depp to make 4 more Mortdecai movies
Not having strong opinions on Star Wars is extremely freeing. People arguing about these things is none of my business.
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Not having strong opinions on Star Wars is extremely freeing. People arguing about these things is none of my business.
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RIP to a real, pure legend
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Star of The Harder They Come had hits including You Can Get It If You Really Want and I Can See Clearly Now
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November 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
RIP to a real, pure legend
I am starting to think that JJ does in fact NOT stand for Jock Jams McCarthy.
JJ stands for Jock Jams McCarthy
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I am starting to think that JJ does in fact NOT stand for Jock Jams McCarthy.
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If we’re allowing Santa horror movies where Santa is a serial killer we deserve a movie where Santa is a fixer brought in to clean up the mess after one of a law firm's top litigators suffers a breakdown while representing a corrupt chemical corporation in a multi-billion dollar legal suit.
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If we’re allowing Santa horror movies where Santa is a serial killer we deserve a movie where Santa is a fixer brought in to clean up the mess after one of a law firm's top litigators suffers a breakdown while representing a corrupt chemical corporation in a multi-billion dollar legal suit.
Hey man, idk what to tell you. They look good in practice.
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Hey man, idk what to tell you. They look good in practice.
I think it’s great that the Vikings can still find new ways to embarrass themselves.
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I think it’s great that the Vikings can still find new ways to embarrass themselves.
Football is stupid and I am wasting my life watching it.
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Football is stupid and I am wasting my life watching it.
Living with an unspayed half feral cat who is afraid to leave the basement leads to these noises happening a lot.
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Living with an unspayed half feral cat who is afraid to leave the basement leads to these noises happening a lot.
Seed 2.0 is the hottest jam of all time that also features lyrics that would make perfect sense as a RFK Jr. sext.
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Seed 2.0 is the hottest jam of all time that also features lyrics that would make perfect sense as a RFK Jr. sext.
Let’s rock
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Let’s rock
I threw away a bunch of expired food and the cat keeps staring at the garbage bin wondering why I would do such a thing
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I threw away a bunch of expired food and the cat keeps staring at the garbage bin wondering why I would do such a thing
Maybe you've heard of this one. It's pretty good.
#ComingUpOnTCM
DOUBLE INDEMNITY (1944) Fred MacMurray, Barbara Stanwyck. Edward G. Robinson
Dir.: Billy Wilder 5:00 PM PT
An insurance salesman gets seduced into plotting a client's death.
1h 47m | Film Noir | TV-PG
#TCM #TCMParty #JamesMCain #RaymondChandler
DOUBLE INDEMNITY (1944) Fred MacMurray, Barbara Stanwyck. Edward G. Robinson
Dir.: Billy Wilder 5:00 PM PT
An insurance salesman gets seduced into plotting a client's death.
1h 47m | Film Noir | TV-PG
#TCM #TCMParty #JamesMCain #RaymondChandler
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Maybe you've heard of this one. It's pretty good.