[bridged from https://mastodon.social/@farside_bot on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
“Chief say, ‘Oh yeah? … Your horse ugly.’”
“Chief say, ‘Oh yeah? … Your horse ugly.’”
Confused by the loud drums, Roy is flushed into the net.
Confused by the loud drums, Roy is flushed into the net.
“Whoa! This just looks like regular spaghetti! … Where’s my Earthworms Alfredo?”
“Whoa! This just looks like regular spaghetti! … Where’s my Earthworms Alfredo?”
“We better do as he says, Thag. … He’s got the drop on us.”
“We better do as he says, Thag. … He’s got the drop on us.”
“Hey, you wanna see a real scar? Check this baby out!”
“Hey, you wanna see a real scar? Check this baby out!”
“Do I like it? Do I like it? … Dang it, Thelma, you know my feelings on barbed wire!”
“Do I like it? Do I like it? … Dang it, Thelma, you know my feelings on barbed wire!”
“Thanks for being my friend, Wayne.”
“Thanks for being my friend, Wayne.”
“Well, this is great. … Some imbecile has taken the key from under the mat!”
“Well, this is great. … Some imbecile has taken the key from under the mat!”
“Well, sir, my client says he wasn’t having any fun, and that you just kept chasing him and chasing him around this mulberry bush, and that’s when—out of self-defense—he decided to pop you one.”
“Well, sir, my client says he wasn’t having any fun, and that you just kept chasing him and chasing him around this mulberry bush, and that’s when—out of self-defense—he decided to pop you one.”
“I don’t mean to be callous, Earl, but can I have your stereo?”
“I don’t mean to be callous, Earl, but can I have your stereo?”
Okay, who's it gonna be? … Whooooooooo's it gonna be?
Okay, who's it gonna be? … Whooooooooo's it gonna be?
“That’s just not impressive, Doris. ... The brain! Hold up the big brain!”
“That’s just not impressive, Doris. ... The brain! Hold up the big brain!”
“And now we’ll see if it attacks its own reflection.”
“And now we’ll see if it attacks its own reflection.”
“Well, I’m addicted. … Have you tried Carol’s sheep dip?”
“Well, I’m addicted. … Have you tried Carol’s sheep dip?”
As Nyles left the safari club, his stomach suddenly knotted up. Foolishly, he had ignored the warnings not to park his Land Rover in this part of Tanzania.
As Nyles left the safari club, his stomach suddenly knotted up. Foolishly, he had ignored the warnings not to park his Land Rover in this part of Tanzania.
“Hey, Lola. … Did you see this thing in the paper?”
“Hey, Lola. … Did you see this thing in the paper?”