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💛Experiencing the life I’ve always wanted and documenting it digitally. YT/TT/IG:@farrencongress💛
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I’m officially running to be the Ranking Member of the House Oversight Committee.

These are not normal times—and this cannot be a business-as-usual moment.

Read my full letter to my colleagues here:

crockett.house.gov/media/press-...
Rep. Jasmine Crockett Officially Announces Candidacy for Ranking Member of House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform
WASHINGTON – Today, Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett officially announced that she is running to serve as Ranking Member of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.
crockett.house.gov
June 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Let me tell you, I don’t care what anyone says, I’m always gonna go see a Jurassic park movie in theaters,
April 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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It seems Tesla is detecting vehicles that may have problems, and artificially running their odometers faster so the warranty expires before they have to do any service

Just incredible grift
April 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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You would think that Target would have a new consumer base full of people that were protesting rainbow displays… but alas
Please keep boycotting Target if you can!
March 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
March 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Cillian Murphy is the Nikola Jokić of actors. He loves playing the game, but once the whistle blows he just wants to go home to his horses.
March 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt
February 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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It's $80-ish each way, too. For the same dates, the cheapest flight was twice as much. On Spirit.
This is the Beijing-Shanghai corridor, which takes 4 hours and 18 minutes to cover 800 miles. That’s the same distance as NYC to Chicago, which currently takes 20 hours by train.

(Tansu Yegen)
February 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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no. I cackled!!!!
February 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Seat belts, everyone 💚

If you’re on the struggle bus, please remember your seat belt (your seat belt is self-care). It is NOT selfish to prioritize your mental health, take care of you.

Visit your local library or favorite bookstore, watch your comfort show, drink some water, pet all the dogs…
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February 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
PK saw Mauricio outside in the streets with the young girls and getting a divorce and thought he’d have the same good time. Sir your money is funny and so is your face. #rhobh
February 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Oh no sir.

I don’t pause shit.
If my skeet make you think of dick that’s yo business.
February 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Baby France said “My crew, over here!” And I know that’s fucking right Europe!! Do what the fuck you gotta do. Just leave the side gate open for asylum seekers please 😂😂

kyivindependent.com/france-to-ho...
France to host emergency summit on Ukraine as Trump administration and Russian officials set to begin peace negotiations without Europe
European leaders are set to gather in Paris on Feb. 17 for an emergency summit over concerns that the U.S. is advancing peace talks with Russia without Europe, Polish Foreign Minister Radoslaw Sikorsk...
kyivindependent.com
February 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Bubba ... He gone get up in that office and sell secrets we didn't know we had!
Kash Patel, President Donald Trump’s pick to head the FBI, failed to divulge an important set of corporate ties on the financial disclosure form and questionnaire he was required to fill out as part of his Senate confirmation process.
Kash Patel failed to disclose two companies involved in a million-dollar land deal
Trump's nominee for FBI head continues to generate questions about his finances.
www.motherjones.com
February 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I love this video. The way he causally lifted this grown man 😭
February 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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FYI: You might know me as any number of things, but one of the things I am is a YouTuber who has been running a yearly charity event since 2007. That’s going to become apparent on my bsky feed over the next four or five days.

You can learn more about it at projectforawesome.com.
Project For Awesome 2025
projectforawesome.com
February 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Let me tell you how EVERYBODY is in this passport office (including me) is trying to get their kids passports! Everyone is preparing for the inevitable time when we have to skeedaddle.
February 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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serena williams is married to an armenian from brooklyn who wore a DARE t-shirt to a tennis match against her dope shooting opponent. he probably helped her stretch before the performance. a petty prince.
February 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Hollering
Soooooo I decide to play a lil jazz in the school library. Ella Fitzgerald! G-rated, right?

WRONG!

“Some get a kick from cocaine
I'm sure that if I took even one sniff
That would bore me terrifically too
But I get a kick out of you”

Might as well play Boosie. #skybrarian #tlsky #teachersky
February 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Brief pause on my "no tweets" rule to show y'all a dead body.

Alex tweeted it then retweeted himself to make sure everyone saw the murder he committed 😂
February 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Bring back Box office tickets!! Bring back camping outside for tickets I’m over this shit! Bots can’t camp outside!
February 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’ve been trying to learn how to do this for years smh.
February 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Drake finna sue the colors red, white, and blue.
February 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM