🎅🏼-vet!
Lilly Pearl is getting coal from Santa because she jumped out of the basket and ran all through the parking lot at Petco when we stopped there to get some dog food donations for the Santa event. Mary Jane asked Santa for some Rogaine to help her fur grow back since I shaved her like a sheep.
Lilly Pearl is getting coal from Santa because she jumped out of the basket and ran all through the parking lot at Petco when we stopped there to get some dog food donations for the Santa event. Mary Jane asked Santa for some Rogaine to help her fur grow back since I shaved her like a sheep.
December 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
🎅🏼-vet!
Lilly Pearl is getting coal from Santa because she jumped out of the basket and ran all through the parking lot at Petco when we stopped there to get some dog food donations for the Santa event. Mary Jane asked Santa for some Rogaine to help her fur grow back since I shaved her like a sheep.
Lilly Pearl is getting coal from Santa because she jumped out of the basket and ran all through the parking lot at Petco when we stopped there to get some dog food donations for the Santa event. Mary Jane asked Santa for some Rogaine to help her fur grow back since I shaved her like a sheep.
Sundays are for watching my kid play hockey 🫶
December 7, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Sundays are for watching my kid play hockey 🫶
I’m over football and ready for gymnastics szn
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I’m over football and ready for gymnastics szn
I’m getting my doctorate in Syncology from the University of ChatGpt
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I’m getting my doctorate in Syncology from the University of ChatGpt
It’s a super full moon tonight
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
It’s a super full moon tonight
My lock screen for the 🤬🤬 HP that I have to use for embroidery software - too many clicks required for any task, who thought up the non-intuitive shit & WTF with this onedrive ☁️ thing that makes my folders possessed
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
My lock screen for the 🤬🤬 HP that I have to use for embroidery software - too many clicks required for any task, who thought up the non-intuitive shit & WTF with this onedrive ☁️ thing that makes my folders possessed
I think she thinks she got away with it
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I think she thinks she got away with it
Where the hell is my husband… posing for a photo with Tim Cook 🍏📱 at the iron bowl game
November 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Where the hell is my husband… posing for a photo with Tim Cook 🍏📱 at the iron bowl game
In an alternate timeline we could have had Kamala as President & Tim Walz as VP both of whom would never thrown the r-word around social media
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
In an alternate timeline we could have had Kamala as President & Tim Walz as VP both of whom would never thrown the r-word around social media
@jasmineforus.bsky.social ewwwww weasel hunt thinks you’re endorsing corny(n)
Make👏him👏stop👏lying … oh wait he’s maga so everything that comes out of his mouth are lies 🙄
Make👏him👏stop👏lying … oh wait he’s maga so everything that comes out of his mouth are lies 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
@jasmineforus.bsky.social ewwwww weasel hunt thinks you’re endorsing corny(n)
Make👏him👏stop👏lying … oh wait he’s maga so everything that comes out of his mouth are lies 🙄
Make👏him👏stop👏lying … oh wait he’s maga so everything that comes out of his mouth are lies 🙄
A lot going on at the moment
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
A lot going on at the moment
Yea I’m still bitching about the price of butter and coffee. Did I print these out and deliver to the Costco mgr? Yes, yes I did. He said to contact the manufacturer as well.
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Yea I’m still bitching about the price of butter and coffee. Did I print these out and deliver to the Costco mgr? Yes, yes I did. He said to contact the manufacturer as well.
Things CHRISTIANS, especially Christian Nationalists, can pray about in church this morning
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Things CHRISTIANS, especially Christian Nationalists, can pray about in church this morning
Was the goal corporate greed? Prove me wrong Costco and reduce prices back to January 2025 prices.
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Was the goal corporate greed? Prove me wrong Costco and reduce prices back to January 2025 prices.
Manny needs a spray tan & Quinn needs double cleanser. My porch mannequins are succumbing to the elements 😳🤣
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Manny needs a spray tan & Quinn needs double cleanser. My porch mannequins are succumbing to the elements 😳🤣
My green thumb (and also the Grinch’s) grows pigweed spectacularly
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My green thumb (and also the Grinch’s) grows pigweed spectacularly
Mini zebu cows change color all year long. When it gets cold they grow darker - Angelina’s winter cape is starting to show. When it gets warmer they lighten up significantly. It’s like having double the number of cows 🤣💛
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Mini zebu cows change color all year long. When it gets cold they grow darker - Angelina’s winter cape is starting to show. When it gets warmer they lighten up significantly. It’s like having double the number of cows 🤣💛
Every hour is golden hour
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Every hour is golden hour
If only instagram had a photo option in the comments…
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 AM
If only instagram had a photo option in the comments…