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always chasing what we had on twitter (porn & shitposts)
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#4: Elias Rugen may have made critical geological insights into the time known as Snowball Earth, but most importantly, the BBC story contains this image and the phrase "For now he's making do with a carrot"
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
January 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
#4: Elias Rugen may have made critical geological insights into the time known as Snowball Earth, but most importantly, the BBC story contains this image and the phrase "For now he's making do with a carrot"
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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This seems to be an especially important request with black metal bands 😄
#metalsky #blackmetal #metal #FuckNazis
#metalsky #blackmetal #metal #FuckNazis
December 22, 2024 at 12:46 AM
This seems to be an especially important request with black metal bands 😄
#metalsky #blackmetal #metal #FuckNazis
#metalsky #blackmetal #metal #FuckNazis
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December 11, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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I wanna hibernate all winter, but I can’t because of woke
December 16, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I wanna hibernate all winter, but I can’t because of woke
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i do not trust the hadron collider: leave the atoms alone
December 14, 2024 at 11:23 AM
i do not trust the hadron collider: leave the atoms alone
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Need to add some levity to the situation so I’m gonna start pronouncing “polio” with these vibes: 🤌🍝🇮🇹
December 14, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Need to add some levity to the situation so I’m gonna start pronouncing “polio” with these vibes: 🤌🍝🇮🇹
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Googling Stuff: Then v Now.
December 11, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Googling Stuff: Then v Now.
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my family crest is a mackerel shoved in a landlords mailbox
December 10, 2024 at 3:35 AM
my family crest is a mackerel shoved in a landlords mailbox
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ME: I would like a room please
HOTEL CLERK: is two doubles fine?
ME: *quickly doing the math* that’s three more than I need
HOTEL CLERK: is two doubles fine?
ME: *quickly doing the math* that’s three more than I need
December 11, 2024 at 4:16 PM
ME: I would like a room please
HOTEL CLERK: is two doubles fine?
ME: *quickly doing the math* that’s three more than I need
HOTEL CLERK: is two doubles fine?
ME: *quickly doing the math* that’s three more than I need
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Waahhhhhhhh
-Santa Baby
-Santa Baby
December 11, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Waahhhhhhhh
-Santa Baby
-Santa Baby
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This is still the funniest line from my autism diagnosis to me. I know it wasn't meant that way but it reads as subtle shade in a way I kind of love
December 11, 2024 at 6:44 PM
This is still the funniest line from my autism diagnosis to me. I know it wasn't meant that way but it reads as subtle shade in a way I kind of love
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BAKE: I will cook your food in roughly 1 hour
BROIL: I AM THE SUN INCARNATE AND WILL BURN THIS OFFERING INTO ASH
BROIL: I AM THE SUN INCARNATE AND WILL BURN THIS OFFERING INTO ASH
December 11, 2024 at 10:38 PM
BAKE: I will cook your food in roughly 1 hour
BROIL: I AM THE SUN INCARNATE AND WILL BURN THIS OFFERING INTO ASH
BROIL: I AM THE SUN INCARNATE AND WILL BURN THIS OFFERING INTO ASH
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You've heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for...
🔭🧪
🔭🧪
December 10, 2024 at 1:25 AM
You've heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for...
🔭🧪
🔭🧪
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i appreciate how there had to be a first instance where one guy was playing guitar and another guy thought “this would be like a really good time to yell a poem”
December 10, 2024 at 1:14 AM
i appreciate how there had to be a first instance where one guy was playing guitar and another guy thought “this would be like a really good time to yell a poem”
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Toddler: Ho boy, I'm soooo sleepy. Think I'll just rest my head on your shoulder. Think I'll just close my eyes. Think I'll just make my arms go limp...
Me: OK, let's get you in your crib then...
Toddler: THINK I'LL JUST WAKE UP!!! THINK I'LL JUST START SCREAMING AND YELLING WTF WERE YOU DOING!!!
Me: OK, let's get you in your crib then...
Toddler: THINK I'LL JUST WAKE UP!!! THINK I'LL JUST START SCREAMING AND YELLING WTF WERE YOU DOING!!!
December 9, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Toddler: Ho boy, I'm soooo sleepy. Think I'll just rest my head on your shoulder. Think I'll just close my eyes. Think I'll just make my arms go limp...
Me: OK, let's get you in your crib then...
Toddler: THINK I'LL JUST WAKE UP!!! THINK I'LL JUST START SCREAMING AND YELLING WTF WERE YOU DOING!!!
Me: OK, let's get you in your crib then...
Toddler: THINK I'LL JUST WAKE UP!!! THINK I'LL JUST START SCREAMING AND YELLING WTF WERE YOU DOING!!!
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Good morning to you too pal
December 7, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Good morning to you too pal
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People: What productivity software do you use?
Me:
Me:
December 7, 2024 at 4:19 PM
People: What productivity software do you use?
Me:
Me:
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Okay but when you think about it "I'm changing" is such a dramatic way to say you're putting on a new tshirt
December 7, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Okay but when you think about it "I'm changing" is such a dramatic way to say you're putting on a new tshirt