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I shitpost so much but occasionally lock in
𝕊𝕒𝕡𝕙𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕖☆
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Ref DO SOMETHING
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(I’m just joking… mostly…)
July 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Reposted by FANTASY---SEAL ☆
“𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲’𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗜’𝗱 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿.”
Sakuya Izayoi Timestop GIF
ALT: Sakuya Izayoi Timestop GIF
media.tenor.com
July 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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It's my day off I don't want to save the world

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June 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Please fucking don't

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June 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Damn thats fire
June 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Cool just like my business partner then

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June 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Essentially yes

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So, I’m just dead then!
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You dont
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June 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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You dont
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How does one survive this?!
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Magic

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June 28, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Magic

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June 28, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Whoops I slipped
June 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Counter act:

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June 28, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Because then I wouldn't have to deal with the god of nuclear fusion every other week
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June 28, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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God I wish

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June 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Counter spell:

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June 28, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Yes? It's quite common though strong magic users are hard to come by
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June 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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I'm not a neanderthal, I'll seal them away with magic.

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June 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Counter argument:

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June 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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I'm sealing you away for eternity

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This is y’all but with honey.

I hope you know that this is you.
June 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Don't worry if it gets in my way I'll smite it

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June 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Please tell me i don't have to fight a god this time and it's just some wannabe Yokai or something

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June 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Calamity, noun

⠀⠀ ⠀an event causing great and often sudden damage or distress; a disaster.
June 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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I swear to God if another calamity is happening on my day off

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June 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Alright go on then

⠀⠀ is there an estimate on payout?
Alright, neat. So, I’m gonna give you the rundown of the basics of running a restaurant.
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If it pays well then sure I'll give it a shot
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June 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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If it pays well then sure I'll give it a shot
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Oh. Uh, well then. That just makes this more complicated. I’m pretty sure I can try to teach you.
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My only "business experience" is in beating Yokai and occasionally gods

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June 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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My only "business experience" is in beating Yokai and occasionally gods

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Mhm. What do you think about my plan?
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On what a restaurant?

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June 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM