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It gets better:
Follow up question where the guy testifies the sandwich didn’t even explode
November 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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To be fair, he might be stupid enough to have actually believed it. Remember, his delicate brain would shatter if he tried to vote and do his job at the same time

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A quote from an interview with Peter Baker where he says he can't vote because it would compromise his neutrality as a writer
October 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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A headline from the New York Times shortly after Trumps inauguration describing how impressed they are with Karoline Leavitt
October 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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A two panel cartoon. In the top panel a gloved hand hovers between two buttons labeled "Cops are always right and "Republicans are always right." In the bottom panel a man wearing a red jumpsuit with gloves sweats as he tries to decide which button to press. His name is New York Times Style Guide
October 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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lol
A quote from a Microsoft executive where he asserts his belief that talking on a teams call is the same as operating your computer through voice-driven AI
October 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Simpsons meme with principal skinner holding up a newspaper with the headline "awful school awful rich" He is hiding the first "awful" with his hand
October 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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A Benjamin Ryan blue sky post reading "He blocked me! Rather cowardly of him.
July 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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The best thing about my car is the hoagie shelf
A car dashboard with a Wawa hoagie tucked into a small shelf that has no other obvious purpose
June 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Even outside of context, "opened the throttle on blowing through apparent legal limits" is such a gormless freshman-seminar-vamp-to-meet-the-word-count ass sentence. Tell me again how the times only hires the best and brightest lol
A new york headline that reads President Trump has opened the throttle on blowing through apparent legal limits, often with no clear public explanation for how their actions could be consistent with the rule of law. Here are some examples of the administration's defiance of statutes
February 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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A 1970s dressed Professor Frink predicting that future AI data centers will be twice as powerful and 10,000 times as large
January 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Politico was literally founded on the idea that existing political coverage was not enough like SportsCenter
Screen shot from Wikipedia reading: "Politico was founded in 2007 to focus on politics with fast paced internet reporting in granular detail comparable to the sports analysis of sports center or espn
October 8, 2024 at 12:28 AM
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Fashionably late
September 17, 2024 at 10:38 AM
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All of my friends are just out of frame, also not saying the n-word
Nathan Fielder standing in front of a textured light gray wall smiling and having the time of his life
September 16, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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It's always fun to remember that Politico was explicitly founded on the premise that existing political coverage was not vapid enough
August 15, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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lol
August 6, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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dril tweet altered to read "and another thing: im not mad. please don't put in my newspaper that i got mad."
April 25, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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This one too if you only count consoles instead of the arcade
February 24, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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Show me a game that came out when you were 12
February 24, 2024 at 2:09 AM