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it feels goofy to remind people to drink water and not slouch during the ongoing Hostile Government Takeover but everything is worse with dehydration and back pain
February 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”
February 3, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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Just note the Democrats could do everything in their power and still fail to stop the fascist administrative coup. I'd still like them to actually DO THAT, though.
February 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later

Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner
January 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I gotta say, I'm getting pretty tired of hearing "he can't do that!" when he very clearly is doing that.
Me, smirking at the bear devouring my flesh: So you actually can’t do that it’s illegal. Focus on economics
January 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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I have a lot of ideas. Plans. Big, great plans. But they keep getting thwarted by those pesky power rangers
January 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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OpenAI says it has proof that Deepseek used its work without permission to create something meant to undermine and destroy its product.

On behalf of all the authors whose novels and stories were taken as training data, oh no that must be so hard for you.
January 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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In case it isn’t clear, this is a concentration camp. Please call your reps, tell them to demand complete stoppage of the use of Guantanamo Bay as a Trump’s concentration camp, and use that language so there’s no mistaking what we’re talking about here.
January 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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This is what it feels to be alive right now—
January 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Everything is terrible. Here are some dogs.
January 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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This matters. Not because I think Trump is capable of mercy or empathy towards these vulnerable groups. But because it is a public act of defiance.

Contrast that with all these other powerful people in this country signaling nothing but appeasement and obedience.
Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde to Trump: "I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender people in Democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives ... and the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals"
January 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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We're going to make it through this 🩷💙
Let's turn our fear and rage into community action.
January 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Nov 20 is Trans Day of Remembrance. In the US and around the world trans folks (especially BIPOC trans women) are facing increased prejudice and violence.

To cis folks: please be a voice in the room countering transphobic bullshit. There's a lot of power in a simple "hey that's not cool"
#tdor
November 20, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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Trump's power will be largely unchecked by law. It will be rather more checked by his own and his subordinates' incompetence and mutual disloyalty, and the resistance they are likely to inspire across much of society, including within the federal govt.

A total shitshow, but not a hopeless one.
Trump is going to have unchecked power for the next two years.

The only thing I know *for certain* about the future is that it has not happened yet.

I cannot imagine the next 2 years being good. May be a failure of my imagination.
November 6, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Yesterday morning, while still in bed, Mr. Lisa and I accidentally held hands while trying to grab each other's butts at the same time. And they say romance is dead.
November 17, 2023 at 11:32 PM
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If you give Elon musk your credit card information in October 2023 it should ding your credit score
October 18, 2023 at 1:16 AM
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This is about where I am this week, on the Inspirational Quote front.
October 12, 2023 at 11:57 PM
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Why? Did he steal his own identity?
October 11, 2023 at 5:36 PM
Whiskey is laying in her usual spot, so she decided to improvise.
October 11, 2023 at 1:32 AM
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oh is it monday
October 9, 2023 at 1:45 PM
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I'm sure they'll say they're just trying to give teachers an option to not end up in trouble with their districts where bans are in place but 😬😬😬

The thing about fascism is that it works so well bc people comply in advance, out of "an abundance of caution" ie fear.
Scholastic asks, "Do you want to opt out of 'diverse' books at your school's next book fair?" Your participation in white supremacy has never been easier, just uncheck the 'diverse' books box– poof, no problems. 🙄
Scholastic Under Fire for Allowing Schools to Opt Out of ‘Diverse Books’ for Book Fairs
Scholastic has been accused of bending to right-wing pressure, making having diverse books optional for school book fairs.
www.themarysue.com
October 9, 2023 at 5:29 PM
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Has Bluesky gotten the Always Reblog Tom Holland's Umbrella process underway yet?
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
Tom Holland no volará en este lipsinqueo, pero si te hará bailar con su versión de "Umbrella" de Rihanna.¡Suscríbete a Comedy Central Latinoamérica y no te p...
m.youtube.com
September 28, 2023 at 1:30 PM
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Please welcome the Speaker of the Mojo Dojo Casa House of Representatives
October 4, 2023 at 2:27 AM
Medium Large. And definitely leaners. Lilo practically shoves herself against you whenever she sleeps next to you.
October 5, 2023 at 1:50 AM