Slide out of their chairs when you teach them glides?

They side eye you when you teach laterals?

Boy tho can you think of a better time in our (yours and mine) memory to read some Vonnegut

This was so rude. I’m still upset.

It’s beautiful

Alas they so often are

I’m so happy

Laughing so hard at bopomofo because while I’m familiar with the concept, as a heritage Mandarin speaker it never occurred to me how it might be spelled in English

Bopo, mofo!

(^ This is an English θ-stopping and and voicing joke)

Dad’s what makes it healthy

🐅

Disappointed to learn this isn’t about Nirvana

What I love most about this is the implied existence of a standard “crocheted baguette”

The best part of making jam from your own fruit is being able to reduce the amount of su—

Just kidding, it’s seeing all the bugs you failed to remove float up and saying loudly to no one “oh no I guess I have to keep this batch to myself, what a shame”