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falantine.bsky.social
Bringing this back to update it for TLOAS! A suspiciously few number of questions here, but the songs that do have questions are….. sus. This brings the total count to 404 (error???)
A blue ink handwritten list of questions in Taylor’s new album The Life of a Showgirl
October 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
falantine.bsky.social
I LOOOOOOOVE having a boyfriend that knows literally nothing about taylore, it’s like having a little alien in your house that speaks an entirely different language but is still interesting. I’m like a scientist recording data & then I get to reprogram him howeverrrrr I want mwahahahaha
A screenshot of texts between my partner & I, with them being a little oblivious to Taylor swift lore and making very inaccurate assumptions that are still very hilarious perspectives regarding father figure & actually romantic
October 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
falantine.bsky.social
Here ya go! Good luck 🤞🏻
September 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
falantine.bsky.social
Had the literal once in a lifetime opportunity to witness THE Jane Goodall give an incredible speech on hope tonight. Here she is on stage, adorned by a lap full of stuffed animals (bc how else??) Icon of icons, legend of legends. May her & her legacy live a long long time 🌎🌍🌏
The view from our seats and the auditorium In the foreground: 2 tickets and a program to Jane Goodall’s presentation In the background: a blue and green lit stage with 2 chairs and a screen Selfie of my partner and I in our seats before the show. Person on left is wearing a black printed button down shirt and a black crossbody bag, with golden round glasses and dark quaffed hair, smizing. Person on right is wearing a red, white, and blue printed shirt with the text “I have a boyfriend: Chew Gum.” They have long brown hair pulled back with rainbow glasses, also smizing. Jane Goodall & host sit in opposite blue chairs at center stage. Behind them on the screen is a picture of young Jane conducting research in Tanzania. Jane has an assortment of stuffed animals covering her lap and is gesturing with her right hand. My partner & I against the Austin skyline at night.
September 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
falantine.bsky.social
YOU GOT THIS!!!!! Here is the healing paw of divine feline power from Fiona 🤲🏻
September 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
falantine.bsky.social
The “too wrinkled” shirt in question 💀 ignore the dead look in my eyes, I was contemplating arson
September 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
falantine.bsky.social
Literally nothing has topped this guy for mine, relatively quiet for when I’m home, but she figured out how to turn it on for herself for when I’m not. We’re on our third one, absolute game changer
A screenshot of an automatic cat toy from chewy.com. This one is pink leopard print with blue trim and a blue furry wand underneath. There’s a power/function button in the middle that makes the wand move on its own underneath a crinkly piece of fabric, giving the cat the illusion of something running under the toy for the cat
August 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
falantine.bsky.social
•J•U•N•E•

but we’re gay all year folks!!
Two people wearing glasses and speckled blue/green shirts leaning on each other in a park 6 cutely decorated mochi donuts in a cardboard box; from top to bottom, L to R: Mexican vanilla flavored kitten, lemon butter bear (x2), berry ube filled swirl, espresso chocolate puppy, earl grey Totoro A summertime dinner spread consisting of black bean burgers on Hawaiian buns w Swiss cheese, roasted red pepper & artichoke Italian pasta salad, watermelon slices, sugar cookies, and 2 lemonades Two gay people in a bathroom smizing, L has long wavy hair and rainbow glasses w rainbow makeup & a homemade bandana halter top. R has short quaffed hair, golden round glasses, & a white shirt reading “save a horse, ride a butch” in red western writing
July 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
falantine.bsky.social
Final part! 📖 the BEAST of TTPD is done & has 77 questions all on its own!! Final count (excluding repeats but including non-album releases) is 388 💀 her inquisitive gay ass
A handwritten list of questions from Taylor Swift’s Tortured Poets Department album A handwritten list of questions from Taylor Swift’s Tortured Poets Department album A handwritten list of questions from Taylor Swift’s Tortured Poets Department album A handwritten list of questions from Taylor Swift’s Tortured Poets Department album
April 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
falantine.bsky.social
Part 🍀 nobody’s surprised midnights is well in the lead! I also started tracking when things are “asked” but not in direct quotations ie “all they keep askin me,” “my flight was awful thanks for asking,” etc
A handwritten list of questions from Taylor Swift’s evermore album A handwritten list of questions from Taylor Swift’s evermore album A handwritten list of questions from Taylor Swift’s Midnights album A handwritten list of questions from Taylor Swift’s Midnights album
April 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
falantine.bsky.social
Part 3️⃣ the numbers are steadily increasing & I can’t wait to see what new questions are posed with the eventual release of the last 2 TVs!
A handwritten list of questions from Taylor Swift’s reputation album A handwritten list of questions from Taylor Swift’s lover album A handwritten list of questions from Taylor Swift’s lover and folklore albums A handwritten list of questions from Taylor Swift’s folklore album
April 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
falantine.bsky.social
part ✌️ verrrrrry interesting there’s no questions on Red before 22 👀 & I stopped counting repeat questions on OOTW for… obvious reasons
Handwritten list of questions in Taylor Swift’s Red album Handwritten list of questions in Taylor Swift’s Red album Handwritten list of questions in Taylor Swift’s 1989 album Handwritten list of questions in Taylor Swift’s 1989 album
April 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
falantine.bsky.social
I’m on it 🫡 done thru speak now, spreadsheet pending
Handwritten list of questions in Taylor Swift’s self titled album Handwritten list of questions in Taylor Swift’s Fearless album Handwritten list of questions in Taylor Swift’s Speak Now album Handwritten list of questions in Taylor Swift’s Speak Now album
April 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
falantine.bsky.social
my falantine!!!! I know that’s right!! 🙂‍↕️
February 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
falantine.bsky.social
I can’t stop & wont stop, this photo alone will give us memes forevermore
A red background with the text “they nicknamed her the bolter” with the “T” of “the bolter” being made out of Taylor’s “T” pendant. there’s a space for “to” and “from” styled like a valentine A mint green background with the text “me picturing you with other girls in love” and a photo of Taylor swift looking dazed at the Super Bowl. there’s a space for “to” and “from” styled like a valentine a tangerine background with the text “me remembering how I used to switch out these Ken’s just ghost rip the bandaid off and skip town like an asshole outlaw” and a photo of Taylor swift looking dazed at the Super Bowl. there’s a space for “to” and “from” styled like a valentine A maroon background with the text “me when I can’t get out of cities that scream your name” with a photo of Taylor swift looking dazed at the Super Bowl. there’s a space for “to” and “from” styled like a valentine
February 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
falantine.bsky.social
special shout out to those (big) lil gay boys on my tv
A yellow background with the text “I once believed love would be black and white but it’s golden” with a picture of Travis kelce wearing a gold rose brooch, and Ross Travis’ leg holding a similar golden stemmed rose. there’s a space for “to” and “from” styled like a valentine A purple background with the text “you’re a cowboy like me” with a photo of Travis kelce wearing a gold rose brooch, and Ross Travis’ leg with a similar golden stemmed rose. there’s a space for “to” and “from” styled like a valentine
February 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
falantine.bsky.social
made some early valentines for my beloved gaylor bsky
a hot pink background with the text “may all your PR relationships come to a tight end” with a sad picture of Travis kelce from the Super Bowl. there’s a space for “to” and “from” styled like a valentine A light pink background with the text “happy Valentine’s Day from her & her wife” with a picture of Taylor swift in a white suit jacket from the Super Bowl. there’s a space for “to” and “from” styled like a valentine a lavender background with the text “can I ask you a question…?” With a picture of Taylor swift and Kylie kelce close at a party. there’s a space for “to” and “from” styled like a valentine A light blue background with the text “… and so I ghosted but kept the castle” with a picture of ice spice and Taylor swift whispering and laughing together at the Super Bowl. there’s a space for “to” and “from” styled like a valentine
February 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
falantine.bsky.social
here until the next billionaire buys this one i guess
a zoomed in mug of frothy, milky coffee with the text “my plan for today? same as always: hate america and pick at my skin.” the text is bold font but imperfect, having clearly been edited from its orig
January 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM