*watching gilmore girls w my bf for the first time*
them: wow i really found my own Lorelai huh
me: 🥹🥹🥹
them: now it’s just Paris I gotta be on the hunt for
me: 😐😐😐
them: wow i really found my own Lorelai huh
me: 🥹🥹🥹
them: now it’s just Paris I gotta be on the hunt for
me: 😐😐😐
November 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
*watching gilmore girls w my bf for the first time*
them: wow i really found my own Lorelai huh
me: 🥹🥹🥹
them: now it’s just Paris I gotta be on the hunt for
me: 😐😐😐
them: wow i really found my own Lorelai huh
me: 🥹🥹🥹
them: now it’s just Paris I gotta be on the hunt for
me: 😐😐😐
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There’s gotta be some fine print in the Constitution that says the mayor of the largest city in the country can instantly assume the role of President if they are smoking hot
November 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
There’s gotta be some fine print in the Constitution that says the mayor of the largest city in the country can instantly assume the role of President if they are smoking hot
Worked with a crazed christian woman yesterday who had many amusing talking points, the final of which being that “Jesus wouldn’t work remotely” ….. I’m pretty sure that’s what he’s been doing for like (allegedly) 2,025 years?
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Worked with a crazed christian woman yesterday who had many amusing talking points, the final of which being that “Jesus wouldn’t work remotely” ….. I’m pretty sure that’s what he’s been doing for like (allegedly) 2,025 years?
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a controversial take I have is that celebs dressing up for Halloween is not really dressing up if you have nowhere to be. otherwise it just feels like wealth flaunting. like if ur gonna go all out & spend a fortune at least get trashed at a house party and give your publicist a heart attack
November 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
a controversial take I have is that celebs dressing up for Halloween is not really dressing up if you have nowhere to be. otherwise it just feels like wealth flaunting. like if ur gonna go all out & spend a fortune at least get trashed at a house party and give your publicist a heart attack
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Watching Ghostbusters and thinking he’s so babyghoul
October 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Watching Ghostbusters and thinking he’s so babyghoul
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Good Ol' Days feels like when Jack dropped the You're Losing Me date
October 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Good Ol' Days feels like when Jack dropped the You're Losing Me date
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Worst $50 I ever spent. That's the last time I hire a ghostwriter.
October 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Worst $50 I ever spent. That's the last time I hire a ghostwriter.
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I personally think Taylor would LOVE seeing Rory Gilmore and Paris Geller getting their lesbian moment to Actually Romantic rn
October 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I personally think Taylor would LOVE seeing Rory Gilmore and Paris Geller getting their lesbian moment to Actually Romantic rn
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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT YESSSSSSS
October 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT YESSSSSSS
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tonight i made my wife listen to wood and she said “if they made but i’m a cheerleader 2, one of them would write this to try to prove their heterosexuality” and i think that sums the whole thing up
October 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
tonight i made my wife listen to wood and she said “if they made but i’m a cheerleader 2, one of them would write this to try to prove their heterosexuality” and i think that sums the whole thing up
Me pretending wood is only the first minute long:
a woman wearing glasses and a denim shirt is pointing at something
Alt: a woman wearing glasses and a denim shirt looking down at a screen and dancing with her right arm up then suddenly stopping, paused in confusion
media.tenor.com
October 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Me pretending wood is only the first minute long:
Bringing this back to update it for TLOAS! A suspiciously few number of questions here, but the songs that do have questions are….. sus. This brings the total count to 404 (error???)
October 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Bringing this back to update it for TLOAS! A suspiciously few number of questions here, but the songs that do have questions are….. sus. This brings the total count to 404 (error???)
I LOOOOOOOVE having a boyfriend that knows literally nothing about taylore, it’s like having a little alien in your house that speaks an entirely different language but is still interesting. I’m like a scientist recording data & then I get to reprogram him howeverrrrr I want mwahahahaha
October 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I LOOOOOOOVE having a boyfriend that knows literally nothing about taylore, it’s like having a little alien in your house that speaks an entirely different language but is still interesting. I’m like a scientist recording data & then I get to reprogram him howeverrrrr I want mwahahahaha
CANCELLED! is kinda a late-stage-gelphie anthem if you think about it
October 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
CANCELLED! is kinda a late-stage-gelphie anthem if you think about it
sooo what I’m gathering is it’s perfectly acceptable to wear the biggest strap we can find to the next tour…? #fatherfigure
October 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
sooo what I’m gathering is it’s perfectly acceptable to wear the biggest strap we can find to the next tour…? #fatherfigure
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Jane Goodall made the world a better place.
She helped shape how we view the world around us, fought vehemently for the environment, and her love of chimpanzees was infectious. She will be greatly missed.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
She helped shape how we view the world around us, fought vehemently for the environment, and her love of chimpanzees was infectious. She will be greatly missed.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Jane Goodall, renowned chimpanzee researcher and animal advocate, dies at 91
"Dr. Goodall's discoveries as an ethologist revolutionized science, and she was a tireless advocate for the protection and restoration of our natural world," the Jane Goodall Institute said in a Wedne...
www.nbcnews.com
October 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Jane Goodall made the world a better place.
She helped shape how we view the world around us, fought vehemently for the environment, and her love of chimpanzees was infectious. She will be greatly missed.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
She helped shape how we view the world around us, fought vehemently for the environment, and her love of chimpanzees was infectious. She will be greatly missed.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Thinking about how this was two weeks ago yesterday. Shocked is an understatement, her influence will outlive us all. 🕊️
Had the literal once in a lifetime opportunity to witness THE Jane Goodall give an incredible speech on hope tonight. Here she is on stage, adorned by a lap full of stuffed animals (bc how else??) Icon of icons, legend of legends. May her & her legacy live a long long time 🌎🌍🌏
October 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Thinking about how this was two weeks ago yesterday. Shocked is an understatement, her influence will outlive us all. 🕊️
ATL Gaylors: are we meeting up for showgirl release or what??
September 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
ATL Gaylors: are we meeting up for showgirl release or what??
Had the literal once in a lifetime opportunity to witness THE Jane Goodall give an incredible speech on hope tonight. Here she is on stage, adorned by a lap full of stuffed animals (bc how else??) Icon of icons, legend of legends. May her & her legacy live a long long time 🌎🌍🌏
September 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Had the literal once in a lifetime opportunity to witness THE Jane Goodall give an incredible speech on hope tonight. Here she is on stage, adorned by a lap full of stuffed animals (bc how else??) Icon of icons, legend of legends. May her & her legacy live a long long time 🌎🌍🌏
Are any of you watching #australiansurvivor rn?? I need to vent ⛺️🫠🔥
September 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Are any of you watching #australiansurvivor rn?? I need to vent ⛺️🫠🔥
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It's just a sports ban.
It's just a bathroom ban.
It's just a healthcare for kids ban.
It's just a military service ban.
It's just a federal jobs ban.
It's just a university housing ban.
It's just a passport & visa ban.
It's just one Constitutional right.
It's just your status as free citizens.
It's just a bathroom ban.
It's just a healthcare for kids ban.
It's just a military service ban.
It's just a federal jobs ban.
It's just a university housing ban.
It's just a passport & visa ban.
It's just one Constitutional right.
It's just your status as free citizens.
September 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It's just a sports ban.
It's just a bathroom ban.
It's just a healthcare for kids ban.
It's just a military service ban.
It's just a federal jobs ban.
It's just a university housing ban.
It's just a passport & visa ban.
It's just one Constitutional right.
It's just your status as free citizens.
It's just a bathroom ban.
It's just a healthcare for kids ban.
It's just a military service ban.
It's just a federal jobs ban.
It's just a university housing ban.
It's just a passport & visa ban.
It's just one Constitutional right.
It's just your status as free citizens.
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a fun thing to do is to stand at a busy intersection and count the number of cars carrying just one human until you go insane
September 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
a fun thing to do is to stand at a busy intersection and count the number of cars carrying just one human until you go insane
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you're laughing, taylor swift got engaged on the release day of female rage the musical and you're laughing
September 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
you're laughing, taylor swift got engaged on the release day of female rage the musical and you're laughing
got sent home from work today because “my shirt was too wrinkly”…. sound off if you’ve ever been dissuaded from buying something bc the employees shirt had wrinkles, im tryin to see somethin
September 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
got sent home from work today because “my shirt was too wrinkly”…. sound off if you’ve ever been dissuaded from buying something bc the employees shirt had wrinkles, im tryin to see somethin