effie (cool girl)
@falafel-shorty.bsky.social
website where i post my silly jokes and stories
she/her
she/her
i am being paid one thousand dollars for netflix to experiment on me
October 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
i am being paid one thousand dollars for netflix to experiment on me
Y is the only letter who is biphobic
October 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Y is the only letter who is biphobic
Y is the only letter who is bisexual
September 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Y is the only letter who is bisexual
the doctors say i have a condition known as "super magic autism"
September 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
the doctors say i have a condition known as "super magic autism"
so glad i wasn't born in generation p
September 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
so glad i wasn't born in generation p
click adam sandler
September 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
click adam sandler
i think that how people view bond girls in the 70s and 80s is how future generations will view women in adam sandler movies. they will teach film lectures at berkeley about the "sandler girls" and every director will be searching for the next big sandler
September 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
i think that how people view bond girls in the 70s and 80s is how future generations will view women in adam sandler movies. they will teach film lectures at berkeley about the "sandler girls" and every director will be searching for the next big sandler
"hairy" dean stanton
September 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"hairy" dean stanton
watching eraser head ❤️
September 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
watching eraser head ❤️
had a dream last night we were drinking at a bar called Bottom's
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
had a dream last night we were drinking at a bar called Bottom's
hurricane effie
August 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
hurricane effie
my autistic dad watched war of the worlds with ice cube he said it was really good
August 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
my autistic dad watched war of the worlds with ice cube he said it was really good
wish i could look people up on facebook through the names of their exes
August 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
wish i could look people up on facebook through the names of their exes
not plotting against you, plotting for you. plotting and scheming with love and good intentions in my heart
August 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
not plotting against you, plotting for you. plotting and scheming with love and good intentions in my heart
every twink looks the same to me
July 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
every twink looks the same to me
when i played basketball as a kid sometimes i would crouch and hide behind my teammates and jump out and yell "surprise attack!" whenever someone tried to take a shot
May 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
when i played basketball as a kid sometimes i would crouch and hide behind my teammates and jump out and yell "surprise attack!" whenever someone tried to take a shot
jacques l'arracheur
May 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
jacques l'arracheur
when i was a kid every car had a lighter so you could smoke cigarettes in them
May 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
when i was a kid every car had a lighter so you could smoke cigarettes in them
i hope the green party wins the erection i mean the erection i mean the election
April 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
i hope the green party wins the erection i mean the erection i mean the election
phoenix wright asexual attorney
April 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
phoenix wright asexual attorney
jack off all trades master off none
April 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
jack off all trades master off none
taking a man on a nice date at a restaurant and immediately ordering an angel shot when the server asks if i would like something to drink
April 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
taking a man on a nice date at a restaurant and immediately ordering an angel shot when the server asks if i would like something to drink
i think that instead of shonen they should be called magical boy anime
April 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
i think that instead of shonen they should be called magical boy anime
fluent in minionese
April 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
fluent in minionese
all anime is yuri if you're delusional enough <3
April 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
all anime is yuri if you're delusional enough <3