Kendra in Mpls 🩷🏴‍☠️
LightNews LightNews
banner
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
Kendra in Mpls 🩷🏴‍☠️
@fakegeeklady.bsky.social
380 followers 1.1K following 310 posts
White cis ace lady who gets mad a lot. She/her
Posts Replies Media Videos
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
Haven't been in office much due to poor air quality trapping me in my home and sapping my energy. But I'm back on my bullshit and back to setting a timer to do this quick.
Plain chachalaca (named after their call) is a cute tree dweller
Whiteboard doodle of a plain chachalaca. Bird is perched on branch, facing left. It's a round chicken-esque bird but with long tail feathers trailing down. Text reads "plain chachalaca, Ortalis vetula"
June 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
Coworker told me to do a bird from a different continent and who am I to refuse?
A whiteboard doodle of a Swinhoe's pheasant. Bird is facing right and looking slightly up. It has red markings around its eyes and red feathers on the shoulder area. There are small green feathers at the middle of the wing. It has a long black and white tail. Text reads "Swinhoe's pheasant, Lophura swinhoii"
May 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
Last Tympanuchus species
All Fed conservation programs for this genus were eliminated last week so... 😮‍💨
I love these little guys. Long may they roam! 🙏🏻
Whiteboard doodle of a sharp tailed grouse. Bird is facing right, it has red markings above the eye and a green cheek pouch, the rest of the bird is black marker. It's standing straight with tail poised straight up in the air. Text reads "sharp-tailed grouse, Tympanuchus phasianellus"
May 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
Greater prairie chicken (pinnated grouse) these guys are pretty rad
Whiteboard doodle of a greater prairie-chicken. Bird is walking determinedly to the right and is done almost entirely in black marker, except for eye markings, the neck patch, and the feet which are red. Text reads "greater prairie-chicken, Tympanuchus cupido"
May 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
I got a bit hyper fixated and spent more than 15 minutes on this. Oh well 🤷🏼
A lesser prairie chicken for your consideration
Whiteboard doodle of a lesser prairie-chicken. Bird is walking jauntily to the left and is done almost entirely in black marker, except for fluffy eye markings feathers which are done in red. Text reads "lesser prairie-chicken, Tympanuchus pallidicinctus"
April 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
Starting my new hour earlier work start this week. Thoughts and prayers welcome b/c I'm not a morning person but capitalism requires it of me 😩
Black, green, and red whiteboard of kingfisher. Large beak is facing right and bird is perched on stick. Chest is red, head and visible left wing are green. Text reads "green kingfisher, Chloroceryle americana"
April 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
@alimasin.bsky.social it's your fault I saw this ad and started giggling like a loon
Eat them all! Get sick! Fall in love!
Foolproof strategy!
Image of ad for Bonne Maman jam gift box
April 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
A little golden-crowned kinglet for all you beautiful majesties 👑👑👑👑
Whiteboard doodle of a golden-crowned kinglet, crown is green rather than gold. Bird is turned 3/4 to its right. Text reads "golden-crowned kinglet, Regulus satrapa"
April 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
Shit hitting the fan immediately this morning. Have a quick spring robin and may your Mondays be better than mine!
Whiteboard doodle of a robin facing left. Robin has red face and chest, the rest of the bird is a simple cartoonist black outline. Text reads "American robin, Turdus migratorius"
April 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
Good luck out there this week, everyone! 🩷
Whiteboard doodle of Pygmy Nuthatch. Bird is facing right done with only black marker. It's perched on a branch with green leaves and red berries. Text reads "Pygmy Nuthatch, Sitta pygmaea"
March 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
I forgot to post last week's 🙈
In my defense, my week went sideways like 30 min into the day Mon and stayed there. Just in case my error was doodling a cheerful jaunty bird, I did a mildly annoyed wren for this week
Whiteboard doodle of a Secretary bird done mostly with black marker, but w/red facial markings. Bird is facing left and appears to be smiling. Text reads "Secretary Bird, Sagittarius serpentarius" Whiteboard doodle using black marker of Eurasian wren. It's facing right with tail raised behind it. Text reads "Eurasian Wren, Troglodytes troglodytes"
March 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
In a bit of a mood
I admit I tried to make the mouse a human character but I'm not skilled enough to make it happen
Whiteboard doodle of a shrike dropping a mouse onto a thorny branch. Text reads "Northern shrike Lanius borealis"
March 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
Ended up just incorporating my coworker's message due to my poor spatial planning 😅

If you saw an earlier tail-less version of this... No you didn't 🤫
Whiteboard doodle of rooster from Disney's animated Robin Hood. Text reads "oo-de-lally oo-de-lally golly what a day" And there's a message saying "what up play boi" in rooster's crown
February 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
Had a convo about how cute kestrels are this weekend so I've got kestrel on the brain
A whiteboard doodle of an American Kestrel, facing left. Bird is mostly black and white with red marker used for markings on chest and top of wing. Text reads American Kestrel, Falco sparverius
February 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
Superb owl etc etc etc
Whiteboard drawing of northern saw-whet owl in red with green eyes. The owl is facing forward and sitting on a black branch. Text has species name in English and Latin name Aegis acadicus
February 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
I did a purge at one point b/c I was low on space. But I couldn't say goodbye to this one. Thank God
Picture of Our Flag Means Death's Stede Bonnet in peach brocade waistcoat with white undershirt looking disgusted. Text at bottom reads "what the fuck but gentlemanly"
February 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
Didn't do a new bird last week due to the malaise, but I'm back on my bullshit
Whiteboard doodle of a fat round black-capped chickadee facing right. Text reads "Black-capped chickadee Poecile atricapillus"
February 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
New year new birds
January 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
In honor of the amazing Wisdom and her 4th husband (not pictured)
Black, white, and red whiteboard drawing of a right facing Laysan albatross lying on a nest. The body is white with black wings, black eyes, and a red beak
December 16, 2024 at 4:53 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
🩷🩷🩷🩷
Ed Teach from Our Flag Means Death in the burlap sack outfit looks wistfully to the left, with the sun gleaming on his beautiful gray hair. Text at the bottom is a Reductress headline "How To be a free spirit even though you had a panic attack 3 hours ago" Picture of Ed Teach from Our Flag Means Death, looking at the camera with a very annoyed expression. He's wearing his leathers, but no jacket. His shadow is cast as a devil shadow. Text on top left reads " I'm not your 'sleepy princess' I'm a fuckin' exhausted demon!" Still from Our Flag Means Death of Ed Teach sitting on the edge of Stede Bonnet's bed. Ed is looking down at Stede. Stede is shirtless and sick, the gauze wrapped around his stab wound is visible at the bottom of his bare torso. Text at the bottom is an online ad reading, "Are you Single? Wake up and Meet up Your Princess" Collage of 4 photos of Ed Teach smiling, one photo in each corner of the image. Bottom left one has been photoshopped to give Ed pink heart sunglasses. Bottom right Ed has a pink bow added to his hair. In the center of the Eds is the text "Being babe is a full-time job and I'm committed"
December 9, 2024 at 6:23 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
You were right to call out! Grief deserves to be given time and space to let yourself feel it. Or you become one of those ppl who scream at Target employees b/c your favorite cereal isn't in stock.
You're doing it right 🩷🩷🩷
December 9, 2024 at 3:43 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
Some cute Aussie birds
A black and red whiteboard drawing of three female superb fairy wrens perched on a fence. Their heads are red with black bodies and red feet. The left bird face is 3/4 turned left, the center face on, and the right bird is in profile facing right. Written above the birds is "Superb fairy wren" and below "Malarus cyaneus"
December 9, 2024 at 3:38 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
Agreed!!

I finally got Bengal Jack's memento this week after months of trying and I am so happy about it
Screenshot of Neko Atsume cat collection phone game. The cat Bengal Jack, an orange striped cat who wears a blue Captain's uniform and holds a saber is standing to the left of a red treasure chest. Sitting in the treasure chest is a black cat with gold eyes.
December 6, 2024 at 12:19 AM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
Office whiteboard doodle of the week
White board drawing of a California quail, it is a black, green, and red fat bird facing right with a large black feather on top of its head. It's perching on a red branch
November 25, 2024 at 2:33 PM
fakegeeklady.bsky.social
Whale megalodon whatever
@stedezissou.bsky.social @ghostalservice.bsky.social
Image of whale fall on ocean floor, ribcage is on left and base of skull is just visible at right. Text at the top says "'I never see you at the club' Oh yeah? well I'm never see you at the decomposing whale carcass on the ocean floor. Someone's missing out and it ain't me"
November 19, 2024 at 3:08 PM