maggie🇵🇸
@fagot.gay
words in:expunged iowa court records
drums in:my basement
code in:my boss' computer
drums in:my basement
code in:my boss' computer
every day i try to :q out of tail -f and then i try to :wq out of vscode and then i try to :q in my shell and
August 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
every day i try to :q out of tail -f and then i try to :wq out of vscode and then i try to :q in my shell and
for about 2 weeks i convinced myself that @justinkcomer.rockhardcauc.us initials actually were JFK
August 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
for about 2 weeks i convinced myself that @justinkcomer.rockhardcauc.us initials actually were JFK
writing code at 4pm - i'm on antifandom,com to make sure the data in my jsdoc @'example accurately reflects Metal Gear Solid lore
writing code at 12am - i'm reading every function that turns up in a vscode global search for the word "this"
writing code at 12am - i'm reading every function that turns up in a vscode global search for the word "this"
August 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
writing code at 4pm - i'm on antifandom,com to make sure the data in my jsdoc @'example accurately reflects Metal Gear Solid lore
writing code at 12am - i'm reading every function that turns up in a vscode global search for the word "this"
writing code at 12am - i'm reading every function that turns up in a vscode global search for the word "this"
If your regular expressions are hard to read, just put comments inside them :)
May 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If your regular expressions are hard to read, just put comments inside them :)
lmao levis is selling pleather patches again, but this time only on "plant based" jeans for $30 more. fuck off
May 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
lmao levis is selling pleather patches again, but this time only on "plant based" jeans for $30 more. fuck off
im always learning about evil c++ legacy code against my will
May 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
im always learning about evil c++ legacy code against my will
my new bit is making up horrifying jsdoc @examples, like explaining how to type-coerce an api key by showing you how to email it to everyone at the company
May 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
my new bit is making up horrifying jsdoc @examples, like explaining how to type-coerce an api key by showing you how to email it to everyone at the company
joyful kanye west be like im about to hit the yay button 😄
May 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
joyful kanye west be like im about to hit the yay button 😄
college staff were taking this incredible poster down bc it had their old branding so now i have it for my office
May 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
college staff were taking this incredible poster down bc it had their old branding so now i have it for my office
en.wikipedia․org/wiki/Maggie
April 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
en.wikipedia․org/wiki/Maggie
just tried to git blame to figure out why some very important line of code was commented out... "Initial commit" from 13 years ago
April 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
just tried to git blame to figure out why some very important line of code was commented out... "Initial commit" from 13 years ago
Reposted by maggie🇵🇸
what your plumbing says when you flush wipes
April 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
what your plumbing says when you flush wipes
all these 18 year olds are finishing the exam by doing math and I'm sitting here drawing shapes and shit
April 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
all these 18 year olds are finishing the exam by doing math and I'm sitting here drawing shapes and shit
im always putting emojis and weird unicode characters in load-bearing code and config files and in my commit messages and everybody loves me for it
April 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
im always putting emojis and weird unicode characters in load-bearing code and config files and in my commit messages and everybody loves me for it
map of segregated subdivisions in Iowa City and U Heights. some until the 70's, some still in effect.
unconstitutional since 1948, but who knows when racist cops actually started enforcing that - and redlining was legal until 1968
funny how we have a john brown plaque but nothing about this
unconstitutional since 1948, but who knows when racist cops actually started enforcing that - and redlining was legal until 1968
funny how we have a john brown plaque but nothing about this
April 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
map of segregated subdivisions in Iowa City and U Heights. some until the 70's, some still in effect.
unconstitutional since 1948, but who knows when racist cops actually started enforcing that - and redlining was legal until 1968
funny how we have a john brown plaque but nothing about this
unconstitutional since 1948, but who knows when racist cops actually started enforcing that - and redlining was legal until 1968
funny how we have a john brown plaque but nothing about this
i tried to let VScode vibe code a wtforms reCAPTCHA for me and ended up with TWO bugs, one of which I missed in prod for two months. so embarrassing. never letting it write more than one line for me again
April 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
i tried to let VScode vibe code a wtforms reCAPTCHA for me and ended up with TWO bugs, one of which I missed in prod for two months. so embarrassing. never letting it write more than one line for me again
It's time for my weekly Google search of "see if a branch has been merged git"
April 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It's time for my weekly Google search of "see if a branch has been merged git"
Reposted by maggie🇵🇸
only the most free thinking business genius would try to undercut the market monopoly enjoyed by PhD candidates making $240,000+/year
OPENAI BELIEVES IT CAN CHARGE $20,000 PER MONTH FOR DOCTORATE-LEVEL AI- THE INFORMATION
April 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
only the most free thinking business genius would try to undercut the market monopoly enjoyed by PhD candidates making $240,000+/year
Reposted by maggie🇵🇸
actually it's a great idea to separate bathrooms by whether you are Good or Evil
I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
April 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
actually it's a great idea to separate bathrooms by whether you are Good or Evil
im making organic sustainable meth from normal healthy stuff instead of match heads and cough syrup and whatever
April 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
im making organic sustainable meth from normal healthy stuff instead of match heads and cough syrup and whatever
You can season your cast iron with whatever honestly
April 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
You can season your cast iron with whatever honestly
There is a yellow pants demon out there trying to get you to buy yellow pants. Dont listen to them
April 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
There is a yellow pants demon out there trying to get you to buy yellow pants. Dont listen to them