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maggie🇵🇸
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words in:expunged iowa court records
drums in:my basement
code in:my boss' computer
every day i try to :q out of tail -f and then i try to :wq out of vscode and then i try to :q in my shell and
August 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
for about 2 weeks i convinced myself that @justinkcomer.rockhardcauc.us initials actually were JFK
August 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
writing code at 4pm - i'm on antifandom,com to make sure the data in my jsdoc @'example accurately reflects Metal Gear Solid lore

writing code at 12am - i'm reading every function that turns up in a vscode global search for the word "this"
August 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
chat is this real
August 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
cool guy c++ tutorial
June 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If your regular expressions are hard to read, just put comments inside them :)
May 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
lmao levis is selling pleather patches again, but this time only on "plant based" jeans for $30 more. fuck off
May 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
im always learning about evil c++ legacy code against my will
May 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
my new bit is making up horrifying jsdoc @​examples, like explaining how to type-coerce an api key by showing you how to email it to everyone at the company
May 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
joyful kanye west be like im about to hit the yay button 😄
May 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
college staff were taking this incredible poster down bc it had their old branding so now i have it for my office
May 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
May 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
en.wikipedia․org/wiki/Maggie
April 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
just tried to git blame to figure out why some very important line of code was commented out... "Initial commit" from 13 years ago
April 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Reposted by maggie🇵🇸
what your plumbing says when you flush wipes
April 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
all these 18 year olds are finishing the exam by doing math and I'm sitting here drawing shapes and shit
April 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
im always putting emojis and weird unicode characters in load-bearing code and config files and in my commit messages and everybody loves me for it
April 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
map of segregated subdivisions in Iowa City and U Heights. some until the 70's, some still in effect.

unconstitutional since 1948, but who knows when racist cops actually started enforcing that - and redlining was legal until 1968

funny how we have a john brown plaque but nothing about this
April 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
i tried to let VScode vibe code a wtforms reCAPTCHA for me and ended up with TWO bugs, one of which I missed in prod for two months. so embarrassing. never letting it write more than one line for me again
April 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It's time for my weekly Google search of "see if a branch has been merged git"
April 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Reposted by maggie🇵🇸
only the most free thinking business genius would try to undercut the market monopoly enjoyed by PhD candidates making $240,000+/year
OPENAI BELIEVES IT CAN CHARGE $20,000 PER MONTH FOR DOCTORATE-LEVEL AI- THE INFORMATION
April 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Reposted by maggie🇵🇸
actually it's a great idea to separate bathrooms by whether you are Good or Evil
I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
April 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
im making organic sustainable meth from normal healthy stuff instead of match heads and cough syrup and whatever
April 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You can season your cast iron with whatever honestly
April 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
There is a yellow pants demon out there trying to get you to buy yellow pants. Dont listen to them
April 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM