Nicole
@faenre.bsky.social
29 she/her. Pathfinder GM, WoD storyteller, tech enthusiast. Love is love.
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in late 2026, nearly 50 years after its launch, voyager 1 will be the first manmade object to reach a distance of one light day from the sun
June 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
in late 2026, nearly 50 years after its launch, voyager 1 will be the first manmade object to reach a distance of one light day from the sun
Wow John Wick looks great in a ballgown dress
June 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Wow John Wick looks great in a ballgown dress
Never a great sign when somebody says a complete sentence but you can hear the comma trailing in their voice
June 9, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Never a great sign when somebody says a complete sentence but you can hear the comma trailing in their voice
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Big gap in your resume? Just put "2017-2021: In thrall to dark forces." Interviewers wont really want to get into what that means but they'll also be reassured it's not your current status
June 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Big gap in your resume? Just put "2017-2021: In thrall to dark forces." Interviewers wont really want to get into what that means but they'll also be reassured it's not your current status
Becoming a game dev is funky.
“Hey whatcha doing?”
“Reading a book of fairy tales”
“Oh cool. Wanna hang out?”
“Can’t, I’m working”
“Hey whatcha doing?”
“Reading a book of fairy tales”
“Oh cool. Wanna hang out?”
“Can’t, I’m working”
May 30, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Becoming a game dev is funky.
“Hey whatcha doing?”
“Reading a book of fairy tales”
“Oh cool. Wanna hang out?”
“Can’t, I’m working”
“Hey whatcha doing?”
“Reading a book of fairy tales”
“Oh cool. Wanna hang out?”
“Can’t, I’m working”
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"Door dash, but the guy tries it. Money back if he dies"
May 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"Door dash, but the guy tries it. Money back if he dies"
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Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
April 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
*cleaning up after the girls made pizza*
me: “this cheddar is being rude”
SO: “what cheddar?”
me: “the cheddar on this spoon, the plate, the forks, it just refuses to come off”
SO: “…skill issue?”
I don’t know how or why this became everyday parlance but such appears to be life, who am I to argue
me: “this cheddar is being rude”
SO: “what cheddar?”
me: “the cheddar on this spoon, the plate, the forks, it just refuses to come off”
SO: “…skill issue?”
I don’t know how or why this became everyday parlance but such appears to be life, who am I to argue
April 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
*cleaning up after the girls made pizza*
me: “this cheddar is being rude”
SO: “what cheddar?”
me: “the cheddar on this spoon, the plate, the forks, it just refuses to come off”
SO: “…skill issue?”
I don’t know how or why this became everyday parlance but such appears to be life, who am I to argue
me: “this cheddar is being rude”
SO: “what cheddar?”
me: “the cheddar on this spoon, the plate, the forks, it just refuses to come off”
SO: “…skill issue?”
I don’t know how or why this became everyday parlance but such appears to be life, who am I to argue
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Sneak peak at the cover of my new book.
Pre-Order now.
Pre-Order now.
April 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Sneak peak at the cover of my new book.
Pre-Order now.
Pre-Order now.
My SO was burning up last night so she cracked open the window, and I cannot express enough my newfound love for waking up to honest-to-gods owl hoots outside.
Like, I almost thought owl hoots were a videogame fantasy, there’s no way they sound like *that*. But they dooooo!
Like, I almost thought owl hoots were a videogame fantasy, there’s no way they sound like *that*. But they dooooo!
April 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
My SO was burning up last night so she cracked open the window, and I cannot express enough my newfound love for waking up to honest-to-gods owl hoots outside.
Like, I almost thought owl hoots were a videogame fantasy, there’s no way they sound like *that*. But they dooooo!
Like, I almost thought owl hoots were a videogame fantasy, there’s no way they sound like *that*. But they dooooo!
“Innit” is just the British word for desu
April 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“Innit” is just the British word for desu
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Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
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Elden Ring x Real Life Lore (on Nebula)
Excited to get some play-by-play military reporting on what troop movements were involved in the conflict outside Leyndell, Royal Capital
Excited to get some play-by-play military reporting on what troop movements were involved in the conflict outside Leyndell, Royal Capital
scavengers reign and zelda: tears of the kingdom
hell yeah we’re making some abominations with the fuse power alright
hell yeah we’re making some abominations with the fuse power alright
April 6, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Elden Ring x Real Life Lore (on Nebula)
Excited to get some play-by-play military reporting on what troop movements were involved in the conflict outside Leyndell, Royal Capital
Excited to get some play-by-play military reporting on what troop movements were involved in the conflict outside Leyndell, Royal Capital
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Starting a business and having ADHD:
*takes a vacation week* this bad girl can fit so much productivity insid—
*takes a vacation week* this bad girl can fit so much productivity insid—
March 16, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Starting a business and having ADHD:
*takes a vacation week* this bad girl can fit so much productivity insid—
*takes a vacation week* this bad girl can fit so much productivity insid—
My SO just left for her very first tech-job informal interview (she normally works on a farm), and I have never felt more like a parent on the first day of school.
March 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
My SO just left for her very first tech-job informal interview (she normally works on a farm), and I have never felt more like a parent on the first day of school.
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On March 4th, we gather to celebrate the hard-working members of the gaming community. So today, we want to take a moment to say 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒀𝒐𝒖 to all the amazing GMs & DMs out there.💎 You are truly appreciated!💚
𝘏𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘎𝘔’𝘴 𝘋𝘢𝘺!🎲🎉
#GMsDay #gamingcommunity #ttrpgs
𝘏𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘎𝘔’𝘴 𝘋𝘢𝘺!🎲🎉
#GMsDay #gamingcommunity #ttrpgs
March 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
On March 4th, we gather to celebrate the hard-working members of the gaming community. So today, we want to take a moment to say 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒀𝒐𝒖 to all the amazing GMs & DMs out there.💎 You are truly appreciated!💚
𝘏𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘎𝘔’𝘴 𝘋𝘢𝘺!🎲🎉
#GMsDay #gamingcommunity #ttrpgs
𝘏𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘎𝘔’𝘴 𝘋𝘢𝘺!🎲🎉
#GMsDay #gamingcommunity #ttrpgs
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I imagined how goofy the shoulders would end up looking, giggled, then immediately drew it because I needed to see it made real
February 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I imagined how goofy the shoulders would end up looking, giggled, then immediately drew it because I needed to see it made real
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The only types of post I see now
February 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The only types of post I see now
Elden Ring community notes are seriously getting to my head.
I opened the windows to a cloudy overcast and my inner dialogue immediately said “no praise the sun ahead”.
I opened the windows to a cloudy overcast and my inner dialogue immediately said “no praise the sun ahead”.
February 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Elden Ring community notes are seriously getting to my head.
I opened the windows to a cloudy overcast and my inner dialogue immediately said “no praise the sun ahead”.
I opened the windows to a cloudy overcast and my inner dialogue immediately said “no praise the sun ahead”.
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hello cis friends
this is what people mean by trans genocide
if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported
this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order
it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
this is what people mean by trans genocide
if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported
this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order
it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
February 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
hello cis friends
this is what people mean by trans genocide
if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported
this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order
it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
this is what people mean by trans genocide
if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported
this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order
it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
Fighting that stupid red and black horned helmet lizard-angel beneath the castle: *oh he stomp attacks? You jumped? That’s cool, but it still hits you anyway*
Fighting the dumb octopus graft king an hour later, gf comes in: “oh yeah when the boss stomps you can actually jump to avoid it”
>:(
Fighting the dumb octopus graft king an hour later, gf comes in: “oh yeah when the boss stomps you can actually jump to avoid it”
>:(
February 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Fighting that stupid red and black horned helmet lizard-angel beneath the castle: *oh he stomp attacks? You jumped? That’s cool, but it still hits you anyway*
Fighting the dumb octopus graft king an hour later, gf comes in: “oh yeah when the boss stomps you can actually jump to avoid it”
>:(
Fighting the dumb octopus graft king an hour later, gf comes in: “oh yeah when the boss stomps you can actually jump to avoid it”
>:(
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"thug life" i whisper to myself as i sip my chamomile tea in bed wearing my hello kitty pajamas on a friday night.
February 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"thug life" i whisper to myself as i sip my chamomile tea in bed wearing my hello kitty pajamas on a friday night.