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Cynical software engineer.
Drum corps & Marching arts nerd.
Scotch.
Royals, K-State, F1, IndyCar, USAC sprint cars/midgets, etc.
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@drumcorpsafpodcast.bsky.social pseudo-host
Operator of @mynextbandname.bsky.social
I am so tired.
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The patient was taken in for an attempt at reconstructive surgery to fix the extensive trauma to the structural tissue of the frame, with the aid of a custom-made temporary stent to add extra bracing. They're now stable in post-op, and await further evaluation to determine a prognosis.
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Hoo boy this is way worse than I thought. I managed to get down to some of the original tacks on the side. But at some point in the past, when the head tore, someone tried *stapling it back on* and split the frame so bad around almost the entire circumference that it'll take days to fix it.
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Gonna make an attempt to fix up this tambourine that is older than I am, and maybe older than my dad. The jingles on it are so good that it's worth a shot.
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Welp, I'm trapped. I live here now. Can't feel my ass but I guess that's okay, I don't need it anymore.
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Fuck it, it's a Mac 12 night.
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I have a lot of chile peppers again. Someone tell me what to make with them. They're Anaheim peppers, so pretend they're New Mexican Hatch Chile peppers.
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Alternatively
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Post you from a different era
November 8, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Northern New Mexico is the best New Mexico.
November 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Found a last-minute costume for @thesoulfulwit.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
IT'S BAKED PASTA, HOORAY PASTA
October 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I got to use the immersion blender again, eat your heart out @thesoulfulwit.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My tomato plants have been capital-S Slutty this year.
October 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Mood
October 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
October 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This gourd is NSFW.
October 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
In the words of Filbert from the 1990s hit kids TV show "Rocko's Modern Life,"

SAUCE.

(I made this marinara from tomatoes I grew myself)
October 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This is concert band we're not allowed to do marching band things like syncopation and hemiola
October 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I am once again asking the winds and horns to get their shit together so we don't have to keep stopping every 16 bars during the percussion multi-rest sections. #ConcertBand
October 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Who the hell let me out of the house wearing khaki pants with black socks and navy blue shoes?!

I should not be allowed to dress myself while fatigued.
October 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's been awhile but I'm back on my bullshit
October 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Describe your BlueSky account in a single image
October 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
October 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Can check
October 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM