Samuel Williams
@facelesspotatoepie.bsky.social
I am but a humble servant to my feline overlord.
I feel this would make a great shirt.
February 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I feel this would make a great shirt.
Just went grocery shopping. Plenty of eggs, not cheap, but no milk.
January 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Just went grocery shopping. Plenty of eggs, not cheap, but no milk.
There’s the Old Testament, the New Testament, and now the American Testament.
January 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
There’s the Old Testament, the New Testament, and now the American Testament.
Well that’s disappointing.
January 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Well that’s disappointing.
As someone related to one of the most evil men in Germany at the time, I got a sudden, deep sense of dread.
January 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
As someone related to one of the most evil men in Germany at the time, I got a sudden, deep sense of dread.
About fucking time.
January 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
About fucking time.
I’ll be avoiding the news for the next for years. But is there really a paper on that? Because that would be a very interesting read.
I just realized I’m overly excited about the idea of a scientific paper on chinchilla poop.
I just realized I’m overly excited about the idea of a scientific paper on chinchilla poop.
January 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I’ll be avoiding the news for the next for years. But is there really a paper on that? Because that would be a very interesting read.
I just realized I’m overly excited about the idea of a scientific paper on chinchilla poop.
I just realized I’m overly excited about the idea of a scientific paper on chinchilla poop.
That is the most beautiful writing I have ever seen.
January 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
That is the most beautiful writing I have ever seen.
Drag performers are less harmful to your kids than the church as well.
January 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Drag performers are less harmful to your kids than the church as well.
Given the state of the world, seeing a similar headline on a real news site really wouldn’t surprise me.
January 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Given the state of the world, seeing a similar headline on a real news site really wouldn’t surprise me.
I’ll be doing what I do every Monday. Doing my job, struggling with the fact that this country is overwhelmed with morons, and make breakfast for dinner.
January 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’ll be doing what I do every Monday. Doing my job, struggling with the fact that this country is overwhelmed with morons, and make breakfast for dinner.
So bring educated is woke? That explains a lot actually.
January 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
So bring educated is woke? That explains a lot actually.
MAGA are the dumbest group of people on earth. You can show them irrefutable proof they’re wrong and they’ll just shove their heads further up their asses.
January 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
MAGA are the dumbest group of people on earth. You can show them irrefutable proof they’re wrong and they’ll just shove their heads further up their asses.
That does not surprise me in the least.
January 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
That does not surprise me in the least.
If you don’t want your kids reading certain books, that’s fine. But you have no right to tell me what my kid can’t read. And before anyone mentions it, there’s no porn in libraries. If you think there is, then you’re stupid.
January 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
If you don’t want your kids reading certain books, that’s fine. But you have no right to tell me what my kid can’t read. And before anyone mentions it, there’s no porn in libraries. If you think there is, then you’re stupid.
Well, if they’re making iPads, technically they’re staring at part of one anyways.
January 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Well, if they’re making iPads, technically they’re staring at part of one anyways.
When I think of strong women, my best friend comes to mind. 5ft 4in, full of barbarian like rage yet with the grace of an elven dancer. Had a kid at 15, worked her ass off to be the best parent she could be. Is a vet tech, does roller derby and can take down a towering 6’5 man. She terrifies me.
January 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
When I think of strong women, my best friend comes to mind. 5ft 4in, full of barbarian like rage yet with the grace of an elven dancer. Had a kid at 15, worked her ass off to be the best parent she could be. Is a vet tech, does roller derby and can take down a towering 6’5 man. She terrifies me.
Seriously? It’s been 8 years? Feels like it was only last month. Did I fall into a time warp or maybe abducted by The Doctor in my sleep?
January 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Seriously? It’s been 8 years? Feels like it was only last month. Did I fall into a time warp or maybe abducted by The Doctor in my sleep?
He sent 100 million immediately for aid, requested nearly 1 billion for aid from congress. At least 4.3 billion in aid has been sent as of October. Biden did it without making them beg for it or making snide remarks.
January 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
He sent 100 million immediately for aid, requested nearly 1 billion for aid from congress. At least 4.3 billion in aid has been sent as of October. Biden did it without making them beg for it or making snide remarks.
It’s not just southerners. We have Wisconsinites up here that proudly fly the confederate flag. Stupidity grows in all climates.
January 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It’s not just southerners. We have Wisconsinites up here that proudly fly the confederate flag. Stupidity grows in all climates.
Feels like I’ve been hit by a fleet of semi trucks and a couple freight trains. Sleep has been elusive.
January 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Feels like I’ve been hit by a fleet of semi trucks and a couple freight trains. Sleep has been elusive.
Yep. I only keep it mostly to keep tabs on some friends who don’t use other media.
January 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Yep. I only keep it mostly to keep tabs on some friends who don’t use other media.