Samson
@fabledworld.bsky.social
just a guy, man
plays some hearthstone too
thanks for the code, you’re so real for this swag
plays some hearthstone too
thanks for the code, you’re so real for this swag
Remembering how much I don’t like my exes kissing style is saving me a lot of regret lmao
January 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Remembering how much I don’t like my exes kissing style is saving me a lot of regret lmao
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oh what could the salute has possibly been
Elon Musk: "race mixing is bad. Italy for Italians!"
*woman next to him moves as far away as possible*
*woman next to him moves as far away as possible*
January 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
oh what could the salute has possibly been
Just had a long dream that was probably RIDDLED with symbolism. Good thing I’ll forget it before I see my therapist.
January 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Just had a long dream that was probably RIDDLED with symbolism. Good thing I’ll forget it before I see my therapist.
Why are QAnon folks so homophobic when they’re the Q in LGBTQ
October 18, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Why are QAnon folks so homophobic when they’re the Q in LGBTQ
Got a community violation on my TikTok saying it’s bad that 1900s women were forcibly lobotomies and medicated so now I can’t post silly “which PBS character are you” filters.
I was this freak btw
I was this freak btw
September 8, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Got a community violation on my TikTok saying it’s bad that 1900s women were forcibly lobotomies and medicated so now I can’t post silly “which PBS character are you” filters.
I was this freak btw
I was this freak btw
What are the prettiest flowers to dry and preserve. Asking for a friend
September 5, 2023 at 4:00 AM
What are the prettiest flowers to dry and preserve. Asking for a friend
I'm pretty sure bell hooks wrote that the reason why so many men struggle with loneliness is because they got a yee yee ass haircut and I felt that
September 4, 2023 at 5:27 AM
I'm pretty sure bell hooks wrote that the reason why so many men struggle with loneliness is because they got a yee yee ass haircut and I felt that
Jimmy buffets death is my personal 9/11
September 4, 2023 at 4:23 AM
Jimmy buffets death is my personal 9/11
When all I had was a cassette player in my car, I listened to hours of Jimmy Buffet and came to really appreciate his style. There was a lot more to his music than drinking on the beach, but I hope people get to do exactly that in his memory.
September 2, 2023 at 5:08 PM
When all I had was a cassette player in my car, I listened to hours of Jimmy Buffet and came to really appreciate his style. There was a lot more to his music than drinking on the beach, but I hope people get to do exactly that in his memory.
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we're done using your free labor to teach the computer to read and identify cars now we have to teach it how to play ticket to ride
Captchas have shed their mortal forms and transcended into a new level of horseshit heretofore thought impossible by man. (Part 2 of 8)
September 1, 2023 at 7:20 PM
we're done using your free labor to teach the computer to read and identify cars now we have to teach it how to play ticket to ride
Throwback to 8th grade when my class was asked to create their ideal deserted island gvmt and I used "from each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs" and then tearing up my idea when I was told by the TA "that's communism." We were so fucking brainwashed
When I was 11 I, too, thought “Service guarantees citizenship” was a good idea. Just in a Soviet way.
September 1, 2023 at 6:33 AM
Throwback to 8th grade when my class was asked to create their ideal deserted island gvmt and I used "from each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs" and then tearing up my idea when I was told by the TA "that's communism." We were so fucking brainwashed
I know it’s been said to death, but how do conservatives like One Piece
September 1, 2023 at 6:03 AM
I know it’s been said to death, but how do conservatives like One Piece