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a rat to most :] :3 <3 | he/him
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fabbel.bsky.social
wanted to joke about the accuracy of AI advertising but ig it's spot on for the average person who googles "is soundcloud down" when they have a deadline
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December 3, 2024 at 6:34 PM
fabbel.bsky.social
thinking about this again
In fact, Sandor Ferenczi, a disciple of Freud's, went so far as to declare, in Thalassa: A Theory of Genitality, that men only make love to women because women's wombs smell of herring brine, and men are trying to get back to the primordial ocean - surely one of the more remarkable theories on the subject.
November 19, 2024 at 7:16 PM
fabbel.bsky.social
this might be my last straw im going off grid
whatsapp notification from charles: "what do you think clown milk tastes like"
March 19, 2024 at 11:28 PM
fabbel.bsky.social
iconic and based
he [William E. Gladstone] had been felling a tree when brought the news that he was about to be appointed Prime Minister. He broke off briefly to declare "My mission is to pacify Ireland" before resuming his exertions.
March 10, 2024 at 8:40 PM
fabbel.bsky.social
i feel pressured, who wants to do the honours
spotify screenshot: liked songs, playlist, 19999 songs
February 29, 2024 at 2:26 AM
fabbel.bsky.social
hab im technischen support angerufen und er hat mir gute besserung gewünscht
"i'm not a robot" checkbox captcha: your response was incorrect, please try again.
February 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
fabbel.bsky.social
you guessed it. gender of the day
screenshot from the letterboxd 2023 review. most watched theme: gory, gruesome, and slasher horror. most watched nanogenres: blood, disgusting, nasty.
January 9, 2024 at 4:09 PM
fabbel.bsky.social
i am so very fucking normal about this
screenshot of the cinestar website showing the talking heads' concert movie "stop making sense" is supposed to start properly running in german cinemas on march 28th
January 6, 2024 at 10:32 PM
fabbel.bsky.social
ah yes. migräne
mittelmeer-muräne
January 6, 2024 at 5:56 PM
fabbel.bsky.social
man, fish these days just keep getting weirder
im holding a stick with a string attached to it over the side of a bed. the fishing rod is bent and there are white cat ears visible at the bottom. in the background you can see the whole cat in a mirror
December 24, 2023 at 1:25 PM
fabbel.bsky.social
this is me btw. if youre mean to me this is who you're being mean to (also: gender of the day)
magic the gathering card "field creeper" (artifact creature: scarecrow). the picture of the scarecrow is a dark lanky.... thing in a field with a glowing purple pumpkin head. description reads "as it walks across the fallow field, its awkward, loping gait matches the rattling in its head to create a haunting rhythm that chills the bones"
November 27, 2023 at 4:30 PM
fabbel.bsky.social
"ich glaub das hat so 2 jahre von meinem leben abgezogen" - me: [redacted] "5 jahre"
November 23, 2023 at 11:43 PM
fabbel.bsky.social
the 3 genders
a public bathroom door with a half destroyed sign showing the traditional woman and man symbols. There's another sign saying you can't enter because of construction work danger.
November 16, 2023 at 9:51 AM
fabbel.bsky.social
endlich versteht mich jemand
Angela Schwarz (Hg.). „Wollten Sie auch immer schon einmal pestverseuchte Kühe auf Ihre Gegner werfen?“. Eine fachwissenschaftliche Annäherung ab Geschichte in Computerspiel. LIT: Münster 2010
November 14, 2023 at 9:23 PM
fabbel.bsky.social
:((
charles: please tell me all your thoughts i love them me: [redacted] charles: ok i don't love them
November 11, 2023 at 11:35 PM
fabbel.bsky.social
silberfisch tapete mit kleister
November 7, 2023 at 11:33 PM
fabbel.bsky.social
gender of the day
three dinosaurs symbolising the field of genealogy
November 7, 2023 at 9:35 PM
fabbel.bsky.social
do you think i can just. put this
Textlektüreprotokoll für Uni fragt nach Bearbeitungsdauer billy the puppet im bauarbeiter fit mit einem großen "SLOW" Schild
November 7, 2023 at 6:35 PM
fabbel.bsky.social
the way to my heart
a very small very polite possum (image caption: that smile and bright eyes looks like something out of a peanuts strip i love it i love you i would die for this possum), sent to me with the comment "you kinda look like that guy"
November 4, 2023 at 10:00 PM
fabbel.bsky.social
ah na klar
deutsche bahn abfahrtszeit: 12:29 uhr, ankunftszeit: 12:26 uhr, fahrtzeit: 22 minuten
November 2, 2023 at 11:00 AM
fabbel.bsky.social
i dont think profs should be allowed to point out i keep missing deadlines when this is literally my brain
billy the puppet from saw in a construction builder's outfit, he's wearing safety goggles, an orange west and a yellow hat. there's "caution" tape and a traffic sign bigger than him saying "SLOW"
November 2, 2023 at 5:47 AM
fabbel.bsky.social
sorry cant meet the deadline im finally watching saw x tonight and havent had a single thought beyond that for days
adam stanheight is in autism heaven (the saw bathroom), no worries no judgement
October 31, 2023 at 2:45 PM
fabbel.bsky.social
wizard with a drunken frog in his crystal orb. tap here to share your junk
October 28, 2023 at 11:03 PM
fabbel.bsky.social
es ist etwas höher als ursprünglich geplant weil meine arme so wrinkly sind aber !!!
October 27, 2023 at 10:42 AM
fabbel.bsky.social
:(
me: "t dick is such a beautiful term because it could mean anything and it's still great" my friend: yeah for example you're a trans dick
October 26, 2023 at 7:09 PM