prawo jazdy
ezzera.bsky.social
prawo jazdy
@ezzera.bsky.social
woah im in a vladivostok nissan x-trail oH GOD OH SHIT OH FUCK NO-
update 4, almost a month later!
1. zkittlez
2. dank cake
3. kraken
4. rs11
5. ammo haze
6. stardog
7. bubblegum haze
update 3!
1. rs11
2. Bubblegum haze (cali)
3. Kraken
4. Ammo haze
5. Stardog
another update!!
1. bubblegum haze (cali)
2. Kraken
3. Ammo haze
4. Stardog
Getting some more later today tho-
November 8, 2023 at 8:33 PM
"Is this an ó kurwa, kurwa, or kurwa maç?" - ezz, 2023
October 24, 2023 at 9:54 AM
i want jax to treat me like a ddr pad
October 21, 2023 at 6:07 PM
I am very shroomed and I just walked past a bunch of btp lmao
October 18, 2023 at 6:54 PM
Reposted by prawo jazdy
Don't know who needs to hear this, but

Unclench your jaw

Let your shoulders drop

Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients

Slither bonelessly off your chair

Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action

Envelop the room

Become a new god

Become a new god
October 18, 2023 at 11:04 AM
if a white person says "another day in paradise" you know they're about to become a missing person case
October 12, 2023 at 12:51 PM
how long can a meeting be before you can refuse to attend all of it for mental health reasons
October 12, 2023 at 10:34 AM
there are two wolves inside of me (i am being spitroasted)
October 11, 2023 at 8:49 PM
lifehack of the day, on merseyrail trains if you press the door button before it gets to the station it'll open automatically once the train stops!
obvs only applies to the new trains but still
October 11, 2023 at 5:46 PM
I think my 3310 dies faster than my main Nokia and that's just kinda funny
shits on 3 bars of battery after a day on standby
October 11, 2023 at 12:46 PM
Step over the rail
So as to remain out of sight
I cast my gaze downwards;
Today, too shall rain~
October 11, 2023 at 8:21 AM
418 I'm a teapot
beep boop :>
October 5, 2023 at 11:12 AM
I keep forgetting how fast my nokia charges, along with how long it lasts
I forgot to charge it last night and it was still on 60% this morning
Now it's on 95% cause I plugged it in at my desk then zoned out for 20mins
October 4, 2023 at 9:18 AM
October 4, 2023 at 9:08 AM
i keep meeting my fuckin dealer in the most random public situations

the other day we played who wants to be a millionaire, but the winner got like half a bag of poly
i won :>
October 4, 2023 at 7:07 AM
Morning
October 4, 2023 at 6:16 AM
Reposted by prawo jazdy
Looking at my own reflection in the mirror and going "damn, I get to make that dude do whatever I want, neat"

Yes I'm high okay
September 28, 2023 at 5:48 AM
update 3!
1. rs11
2. Bubblegum haze (cali)
3. Kraken
4. Ammo haze
5. Stardog
another update!!
1. bubblegum haze (cali)
2. Kraken
3. Ammo haze
4. Stardog
Getting some more later today tho-
ok new update
1. kraken
2. ammo haze
3. stardog
kraken is insane and its my new favourite, shit smells like the sea lmao
September 21, 2023 at 12:57 PM
zippo supremacy
September 20, 2023 at 1:00 PM
Reposted by prawo jazdy
giving myself lead poisoning to better bond with my parents
September 20, 2023 at 3:59 AM
another update!!
1. bubblegum haze (cali)
2. Kraken
3. Ammo haze
4. Stardog
Getting some more later today tho-
ok new update
1. kraken
2. ammo haze
3. stardog
kraken is insane and its my new favourite, shit smells like the sea lmao
ok so really awful weed tier list with like, the only two strains ive managed to get so far
1. ammo haze
2. stardog
like theyre pretty even but ive had some pretty shit dog but never had any bad ammo
getting kraken tonight tho-
September 19, 2023 at 2:08 PM
sat on a metal railing yesterday and obliterated the back of my phone
oh well, atleast its a cheap fix
September 19, 2023 at 7:49 AM
Reposted by prawo jazdy
I have so many story ideas I want to complete… 😭 here’s one where Trick’s size gets updated!
September 18, 2023 at 5:32 PM