Ezwyn
@ezwyn.bsky.social
🔞 Be prepared for sex talk, kink talk, and unrepentant intersectional leftism. she/they
Botanist and geneticist by study. Stained glass artist by trade. Horny shitposter by the grace of the gods.
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Botanist and geneticist by study. Stained glass artist by trade. Horny shitposter by the grace of the gods.
💀🫖😈🧋💋👑🎮🪦📚👻🏳️🌈
Turned myself on when I spit my toothpaste in the sink.
February 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Turned myself on when I spit my toothpaste in the sink.
Woke up feral
Time to be a menace
Time to be a menace
February 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Woke up feral
Time to be a menace
Time to be a menace
The Godfrey Audio Guide is my latest addition to my podcast obsessions.
February 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
The Godfrey Audio Guide is my latest addition to my podcast obsessions.
It’s time to dance! Join me!
a cartoon cat with a bow on its head is standing on a wooden floor with her hands on her hips .
Alt: a cartoon cat with a bow on its head is standing on a wooden floor with her hands on her hips .
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It’s time to dance! Join me!
Did I overwork my shoulder muscle by masturbating?
You already know the answer. It’s me.
You already know the answer. It’s me.
February 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Did I overwork my shoulder muscle by masturbating?
You already know the answer. It’s me.
You already know the answer. It’s me.
On days when I don’t feel worth my own kindness, I ask myself who taught me to offer kindness only to those I deem worthy.
January 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
On days when I don’t feel worth my own kindness, I ask myself who taught me to offer kindness only to those I deem worthy.
I get one life, and I have to spend it struggling because of some shitty fucks out there?
Bullshit
Bullshit
January 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I get one life, and I have to spend it struggling because of some shitty fucks out there?
Bullshit
Bullshit
I finally feel well enough to sit up, so I’m using this new power to be gay in video games.
January 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I finally feel well enough to sit up, so I’m using this new power to be gay in video games.
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A Snoop Dogg CD works really well to scrape dog shit off of the sidewalk.
Follow me for more life hacks.
Follow me for more life hacks.
January 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
A Snoop Dogg CD works really well to scrape dog shit off of the sidewalk.
Follow me for more life hacks.
Follow me for more life hacks.
An ant bit my ass in my own bed on the middle of winter. That’s some bullshit.
January 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
An ant bit my ass in my own bed on the middle of winter. That’s some bullshit.
Executive dysfunction is getting stuck reading 400 pages of a book because every time you finish the 10 pages of a chapter, you tell yourself to get up and eat, but then you say “oh but it’s only 10 pages one more” because you’re not ready to do the task.
January 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Executive dysfunction is getting stuck reading 400 pages of a book because every time you finish the 10 pages of a chapter, you tell yourself to get up and eat, but then you say “oh but it’s only 10 pages one more” because you’re not ready to do the task.
Not even a 104 degree fever stopped me from being horny.
January 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Not even a 104 degree fever stopped me from being horny.
I forgot to update: 35 orgasms in the new year!
January 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I forgot to update: 35 orgasms in the new year!
We’re up to 25 orgasms in the new year! Wooooo!
January 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
We’re up to 25 orgasms in the new year! Wooooo!
Y’all, I’m so fucking happy
January 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Y’all, I’m so fucking happy
Good morning!!!
It’s tattoo day! 🥰🥰
It’s tattoo day! 🥰🥰
January 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Good morning!!!
It’s tattoo day! 🥰🥰
It’s tattoo day! 🥰🥰
I painted my nails, and my attitude doubled.
December 30, 2024 at 10:57 PM
I painted my nails, and my attitude doubled.
I was just brushing my teeth and had the most aggressive recollection of this fucker. I feel like I’m having a fever dream.
December 21, 2024 at 12:29 PM
I was just brushing my teeth and had the most aggressive recollection of this fucker. I feel like I’m having a fever dream.
I slept impossibly deeply and woke up with a singular thought: they should make bbq scented deodorant.
December 21, 2024 at 1:34 AM
I slept impossibly deeply and woke up with a singular thought: they should make bbq scented deodorant.