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Eyeball Kid
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Sculptor, Backyard pizzaiola, Baseball aficionado, Fourth generation immigrant & Time Magazine person of the year 2006.
In the game of name three people from history you would invite to a dinner party, Stephen Colbert would be top of my list.
July 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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😂😂
July 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Wondering if there is any point in this timeline where the World looks at the US and says, "Hmm, doesn't look good over there" should we intervene? It's starting to feel like we may need some outside assistance sometime soon. Clearly there is no help coming from within.
June 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Perfect.
June 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
As the World celebrates the new Pope, I think it is important to reflect on the shoulders of giants on which he now stands. He is not the first from Chicago who were on a mission from God.
two men in suits and hats are standing in an elevator with the words we 're on a mission from god
ALT: two men in suits and hats are standing in an elevator with the words we 're on a mission from god
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May 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Wish I’d had this thread 5 years ago all great tips that I learned the hard way!
This makes me want to make pizza and also eat pizza.
🍕 LONG THREAD sorry. I'll share what few pizza tips I’ve learned. Feel free to ask any (polite) questions in response.

Full disclosure: I'm just a guy whose parents cooked 3 meals a day, and I love both eating and making food. I'm not a pro, as I would crumble in a commercial kitchen.
May 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Everyone needs to listen and understand this, some more than others.
April 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Whipped up a couple of pizzas last night using the Scarr's recipe. Turned out pretty good for an at-home version. This is the Hot Boi with pepperoni, jalapeno, and hot honey. I didn't get natural casing pepperoni, so no cuppage, but the dough and sauce recipes are pretty good.
April 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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“Above all, I have been a sentient being, a thinking animal, on this beautiful planet, and that in itself has been an enormous privilege and adventure.”
April 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Meet Anthony Schmidt, a 16-year-old with #autism who turns #miniature #cars into life-sized works of #art through his incredible #photography
April 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Imagine what a mess customs is at ports right now. When was this received? Is it subject to the tariff at that time? What was the tariff level then? Timing tariffs by stopwatch vs calendar must be mayhem.
April 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Got it. The US economy is a penny stock now and Trump runs the boiler room
April 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Penguins of the world rejoice! You have won the Battle of the Tariffs against the mighty United States!
a group of penguins standing next to each other on a dark background
Alt: A group of dancing penguins
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April 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My boy got in the car tonight all smiles and excited to tell me that his fastball broke 80 tonight in practice. Baseball still has a way to lift everyone up.
April 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Went out to the garden today and saw that there is an actual tomato starting to grow on the vine! Have only ever managed flowers previously in the inhospitable climes of the desert SW! Here’s to small victories.
April 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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This would be hard to explain if you had a time machine to visit 2010
April 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The suspense is killing me as I anxiously await the announcement of the 2025 Doral Senior’s Club Championship today.
April 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Seriously, how much money does this Soros guy have? Regardless, I admire his spending habits.
April 6, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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BETRAYAL SEASON 🇨🇦
April 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Impromptu Friday night backyard pizza night
April 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The EU and other countries should coordinate imposing tariffs that do not expire until after the US midterms and announce them every two days so that the market keeps dropping and see who blinks first.
April 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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did skeletor have non-castle grayskull interests. any hobbies or anything. was he a woodworking guy, or maybe into crochet
April 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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The Prime Minister of the Heard / McDonald Islands Speaks on Trump’s Tariffs
April 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Off to Doral…. Trump is Nero with golf clubs
April 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM