Erik Yeats
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Erik Yeats
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Works in video games, but mostly talks about other things.
Sounders 💚💙 & Reign 💙🖤⚽, politics ↙️↙️↙️, and dog 🐾 pictures. Tweets and opinions are my own. He/him.
This is your annual reminder that today you probably have the ingredients to the best brunch meal of all time.

Leftover stuffing waffles with gravy
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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HISTORY MADE 🥹

Julia Gosling scores the first-ever Seattle Torrent goal!
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Thank you @justicar.xyz, I got insanely lucky and nabbed Frei's gloves. Does anyone know of a good way to store & display GK gloves?
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This announcing pair feels like what you would get if @lobbingscorchers.com called a Sounders home game
October 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
12 years later....
October 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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GOOD VIBES ONLY!
October 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Not you!
October 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Is there a fourteenth inning stretch?
October 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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I don’t need to watch the mariners game, all I need is this timeline
October 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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What are your favorite video game romances? Check out game writer (Halo 4, Tell Me Why) and romantasy novelist (A Spell For Midwinter's Heart), Morgan Lockhart, tier rank all of her favorite romances in gaming. 💖 🎮 youtu.be/pIpWuCzO77U
Game Romance Tier List with HALO writer, Morgan Lockhart | FFX, BALDUR'S GATE 3, MASS EFFECT
YouTube video by Lits Play
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October 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Meanwhile, actual people participating in society. www.mobilize.us/wilsonforsea...
September 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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MOTHER F*CKING ETSY WITCHES ARE REAL
MUST SEE: The ending of this Mariners vs. Astros game is WILD 👀
September 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Cleaning out my dad's house, finding some amazing antiques
September 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Good.

Also a reminder that there's a vast difference between being outspoken about Israel's horrific genocidal actions and being antisemitic. I speak out against it, and I'm Jewish.

See here: bsky.app/profile/phil...
Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide.

As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire.

End the genocide. Ceasefire now.
September 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Who is down on the ground?
September 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
@waitingfordogot.eyeats.com's phone isn't connecting.

Her halftime analysis:
1. BABY DERO CAN GET IT
2. YEIMAR AND JACKSON RAGEN HAVE MY BABIES, PLEASE
3. MUAD'DIB MUAD'DIB
4. OBED KICK THEM MORE
5. LOVE TO SEE CR7 BOSS MESSI AROUND
6. THAT MAY BE THE BEST DEFENSIVE PERFORMANCE I'VE SEEN ALL SEASON
September 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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This is terrible. This is not a red.

It’s reckless and should have been a yellow, but not red.
August 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Hotheadedness and emotional impulsivity have gone unpunished on this squad all season. You cannot be surprised at this point.
August 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
And do we think there will be any repercussions?

(No, because Messi)
Inter Miami head coach Javier Mascherano — who is sitting in the stands after a red card — talking on the phone to his assistant coach Lucas Rodriguez Pagano.
August 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Worst Reign game since last week
August 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This is such a frustrating match to watch
August 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Credit to LigaMX for making me care about this stupid tourney. Mad about it tho.
August 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Nouhou knows a red card when he sees one.
August 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
SEE?!
Pedro cut his hair just before the Crew game. He has played 230 minutes with his new ‘do (I’ll add that he is concurrently growing out his beard). In that time, he has 4g, 1a (1.95 g+a/90). He had played 1,023 minute before that this year with 4g, 2a (.53 g+a/90).
@jeremiah.sounderatheart.com Can we get a stats comparison of PDLV pre- and post-haircut?
August 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
People say moving Pedro to the left was what did it. I disagree, it's when he cut his hair.

He's so much hotter now.

Ahem. Aerodynamic, I meant aerodynamic. The keys are right next to each other...
August 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM