Eye Tyrant
eye-tyeant.bsky.social
Eye Tyrant
@eye-tyeant.bsky.social
Secondary teacher, RPG and board game enthusiast, VIP(Visually Impaired Person)

He/him
Spending time with my father is constantly explaining to him how the world has changed from when he was my age
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Has anyone asked Ezra Klein if the situation at Ok U is discourse the right way?
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I believe that when the dust settles on this period of history, the common analysis will be that all the GOP were trying to relocate the perceived failurrs of Nixon

From the Roberts court to the trade war with China, everything is an attempt to pretend Nixon never embarrassed the party
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Animorphs, not even a second thought
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I've decided that the only way I will ever believe there is a divine power is if Donald Trump dies from natural causes one day before the two year mark to ruin Vance's dream of running for three terms

That kind of irony couldn't be by accident
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My new theory is that Trump was watching too much Chicago Med and PD and that's why he thinks they need the National Guard

Because these shows really make it look rough to live there
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The fact that Maher hosts a political commentary show and is acting like he doesn't know what Patton is talking about should demand his show be cancelled.

Amti-trans ads were the entirety of the last month of the VA governor's race
PATTON OSWALT: These people are scared. They're being targeted. We're watching them be targeted right now. We're watching transgender people be targeted in a very aggressive way, so—

BILL MAHER: We are? Where?

OSWALT: Oh my god.

MAHER: Where are they being targeted?
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I like the fact that Democrats are going on TV openly saying "prosecute everyone no matter the party"

Do more of that
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I need sometime with actual editing skills to make a video of the throne room fight scene with MTG's face over Kylo Ren's, Summer Lee on Rey and the Imperial guard with GOP elephants

Just for everyone's enjoyment.

Maybe set it to this song if it works open.spotify.com/track/2YEB1w...
Trump Is On The Epstein List
open.spotify.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You're telling me of the 8 senators who betrayed the people, 5 of them earned law degrees and never learned that you get every promise in writing or else it never happened?

That's like the most basic legal advice out there
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This weekend's breaking of Democratic tanks falls squarely on the leadership

As critical as I am of Jefferies, he kept his members on message

Schumer has proven he is not up for the job he has
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
So over the weekend it appears that fire inspectors took all the classroom door stops in our school.

Being spiteful I immediately bought myself 4 replacements
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The things missing from the filibuster conversation is that it is valued because the Senate has outsized power in Congress and was never designed to scale up.

When it was 26-30 sensors 2/3 meant flipping 4-5 people to your side, which is leagues easier than flipping the 16 these days
the thing about this is that a) small states do not have any interests that are inherent to their size (no less than james madison understood this) b) the senate is organized along party lines which makes the small/big distinction almost irrelevant and c) the filibuster has never been used this way
Underrated aspect of killing the filibuster is making pundit hacks at Cook Political p-p-p-piss their pants
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Do you think one of the tortures Dick Current is entering in hell is the constant reminder that the last president he voted for was a Democrat?
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Is Steve Kornacki all right?
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
One of the things that I think about whenever a program is means tested is this:

There was a time when I was fresh out of college and would've qualified for SNAP, but I never finished the application.

The difficulty constantly made me doubt if I should receive the aid that I needed.
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Teen Vogue was one of the few outlets I felt was a safe source for students to explore complex topics on their own terms

They were literally on my "Reliable sources" cheat sheet when students researched.
November 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I wonder if anyone else could get away with only half following a court order like the WH does

"I know you ordered me to do 100 hours of community service, but I only wanted to do 25-50 hours"
November 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Wife put on Marvels The Avengers and I never really thought too hard about the fact that Loki's turn to villain essentially centered on the equivalent of "The king of Norway stole me from the king of Sweden and raised me as his own"
November 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
What is it with marketing for companies being like "I'm one of the cliches of a bad person, but I use this product so you should want to add well"?

Am I being negged by Allstate Insurance?
October 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
These announcers counting down the number of outs until a world series opportunity feels like tempting fate for the Mariners
October 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Listen Toronto, I know you're hungry for a world series

But the US kind of needs this right now. I don't know if you've heard, but we're in the middle of a fascist take over

So if you could just let the Mariners win, it would mean a lot to all of us.
October 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
No shade on @stephruhle.bsky.social for doing her job of asking the question, but sometimes the only point of protest is to let those on the sidelines feeling hopeless know that they aren't alone
October 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Get out the rye bread and mustard Grandma!
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Mariners, why do you do this to us every time?
October 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM