Explikator
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I've got a joke about Venus, but she's got it. Yeah, baby, she's got it.
I have a joke about Eris, but it works better when sent over Discord.
I have a joke about Zeus, you'll be thunderstruck by it
June 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I've got a joke about Venus, but she's got it. Yeah, baby, she's got it.
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Happy Birthday Michael J. Fox….keep rocking!
June 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Happy Birthday Michael J. Fox….keep rocking!
Too late in life I discovered "How To with John Wilson". I guess it's my favorite show now.
June 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Too late in life I discovered "How To with John Wilson". I guess it's my favorite show now.
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If Putin doesn’t watch out, Trump might be forced to go ALL CAPS on him.
May 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If Putin doesn’t watch out, Trump might be forced to go ALL CAPS on him.
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Trump's actions have raised ethics concerns. Ethics concerns have been raised. They are about to have emerged. The ethics concerns will possibly have arisen. Somehow or another, at some point, they may be about to have arisen from somewhere, passively, inexplicably, in an unknown manner.
May 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Trump's actions have raised ethics concerns. Ethics concerns have been raised. They are about to have emerged. The ethics concerns will possibly have arisen. Somehow or another, at some point, they may be about to have arisen from somewhere, passively, inexplicably, in an unknown manner.
I'm still convinced that deep inside of Donald Trump, there is a heart. It's an unpopular opinion, I know. But there are kidneys, a liver and lungs, too. I presume. A brain, you ask? Well...
May 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'm still convinced that deep inside of Donald Trump, there is a heart. It's an unpopular opinion, I know. But there are kidneys, a liver and lungs, too. I presume. A brain, you ask? Well...
Ich hatte die Idee für einen Cartoon. Ein depressiver Felix, the Cat hält ein Protestschild hoch, auf dem steht: "Schrödinger Wants Me Dead or Alive". Keine Zeit zum Zeichnen gehabt. Noch nicht von der KI-Revolution überzeugt.
May 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ich hatte die Idee für einen Cartoon. Ein depressiver Felix, the Cat hält ein Protestschild hoch, auf dem steht: "Schrödinger Wants Me Dead or Alive". Keine Zeit zum Zeichnen gehabt. Noch nicht von der KI-Revolution überzeugt.
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AN ACTUAL DOVE: [to Prince] we sound nothing like that when we cry
March 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
AN ACTUAL DOVE: [to Prince] we sound nothing like that when we cry
Now that Palpatine and Darth Vader ruin the Republic - who would have thought that George Lucas was a prophet?
February 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Now that Palpatine and Darth Vader ruin the Republic - who would have thought that George Lucas was a prophet?
"Deescalate all conflict that isn't with the enemy." (Margaret Killjoy)
February 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"Deescalate all conflict that isn't with the enemy." (Margaret Killjoy)
Herauszufinden, wie man ein Instagram-Konto löscht, ist ungefähr so schwierig, wie die Behandlung einer Malaria-Attacke zu finden. Eigentlich sogar schwieriger.
[Simple malaria attack] - PubMed
The clinical presentation of malaria is, in most of cases, a malaria attack. It occurs in 90% of imported cases in France within 30 days after return of endemic area. Characteristic malaria paroxism h...
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
February 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Herauszufinden, wie man ein Instagram-Konto löscht, ist ungefähr so schwierig, wie die Behandlung einer Malaria-Attacke zu finden. Eigentlich sogar schwieriger.
There's a movie called 36 Hours (1964) starring James Garner, based on short story from Roald Dahl. There's a Nazi guard who helps James Garner to escape from the Germans. His name's "Ernst Furzen". Sounds German to English ears and translates literally to "Seriously Farting".
January 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
There's a movie called 36 Hours (1964) starring James Garner, based on short story from Roald Dahl. There's a Nazi guard who helps James Garner to escape from the Germans. His name's "Ernst Furzen". Sounds German to English ears and translates literally to "Seriously Farting".
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January 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Nathan Landers
December 16, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Nathan Landers
HR management in Rohan:
"What are you applying for?"
"Chief advisor to the King."
"Ah. Ok. Your name again?"
"Wormtongue. Gríma Wormtongue."
"You're hired!"
"What are you applying for?"
"Chief advisor to the King."
"Ah. Ok. Your name again?"
"Wormtongue. Gríma Wormtongue."
"You're hired!"
December 15, 2024 at 8:40 PM
HR management in Rohan:
"What are you applying for?"
"Chief advisor to the King."
"Ah. Ok. Your name again?"
"Wormtongue. Gríma Wormtongue."
"You're hired!"
"What are you applying for?"
"Chief advisor to the King."
"Ah. Ok. Your name again?"
"Wormtongue. Gríma Wormtongue."
"You're hired!"
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Lasciate che i bambini credano in Babbo Natale 🎅🏼
... Tanto voi credete nell'omeopatia, nelle creme ringiovanenti, nei bibitoni dimagranti, nelle collanine d'ambra, nelle acque alcalinizzanti, negli integratori detox e nei braccialetti di rame.
... Tanto voi credete nell'omeopatia, nelle creme ringiovanenti, nei bibitoni dimagranti, nelle collanine d'ambra, nelle acque alcalinizzanti, negli integratori detox e nei braccialetti di rame.
December 3, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Lasciate che i bambini credano in Babbo Natale 🎅🏼
... Tanto voi credete nell'omeopatia, nelle creme ringiovanenti, nei bibitoni dimagranti, nelle collanine d'ambra, nelle acque alcalinizzanti, negli integratori detox e nei braccialetti di rame.
... Tanto voi credete nell'omeopatia, nelle creme ringiovanenti, nei bibitoni dimagranti, nelle collanine d'ambra, nelle acque alcalinizzanti, negli integratori detox e nei braccialetti di rame.
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Mi piace molto il Panettone, ma quello classico con uvetta e canditi. Non sopporto quelle variazioni con cioccolati, creme o assenza di canditi.
Quelli artigianali non sempre sono buoni e soprattutto li ritengo TROPPO costosi.
Per ora ho preso un Maina classico per 10 euro.
Quelli artigianali non sempre sono buoni e soprattutto li ritengo TROPPO costosi.
Per ora ho preso un Maina classico per 10 euro.
December 2, 2024 at 10:06 AM
Mi piace molto il Panettone, ma quello classico con uvetta e canditi. Non sopporto quelle variazioni con cioccolati, creme o assenza di canditi.
Quelli artigianali non sempre sono buoni e soprattutto li ritengo TROPPO costosi.
Per ora ho preso un Maina classico per 10 euro.
Quelli artigianali non sempre sono buoni e soprattutto li ritengo TROPPO costosi.
Per ora ho preso un Maina classico per 10 euro.
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Il consumo di #caffè è associato a una riduzione della mortalità e un minor rischio di malattie croniche: rischio più basso con 2-3 tazze al giorno. L'aggiunta di un po' di zucchero non elimina gli effetti protettivi (minor rischio di morte). Studi epidemiologici. 🧪☕
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November 26, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Il consumo di #caffè è associato a una riduzione della mortalità e un minor rischio di malattie croniche: rischio più basso con 2-3 tazze al giorno. L'aggiunta di un po' di zucchero non elimina gli effetti protettivi (minor rischio di morte). Studi epidemiologici. 🧪☕
academic.oup.com/eurjpc/artic...
academic.oup.com/eurjpc/artic...
Post cat content, they said.
That's our cat, Lino, when he was a young lad.
That's our cat, Lino, when he was a young lad.
November 26, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Post cat content, they said.
That's our cat, Lino, when he was a young lad.
That's our cat, Lino, when he was a young lad.
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1/ 🚨 Conspiracy theories about the 2024 election miss the bigger picture.
The truth? It wasn’t one night, one hack, or one fraud. It was a system rigged in plain sight – right in front of us. The playbook was out in the open for years. But hardly anyone paid attention.
Here’s how they did it... 🧵
The truth? It wasn’t one night, one hack, or one fraud. It was a system rigged in plain sight – right in front of us. The playbook was out in the open for years. But hardly anyone paid attention.
Here’s how they did it... 🧵
November 21, 2024 at 3:46 AM
1/ 🚨 Conspiracy theories about the 2024 election miss the bigger picture.
The truth? It wasn’t one night, one hack, or one fraud. It was a system rigged in plain sight – right in front of us. The playbook was out in the open for years. But hardly anyone paid attention.
Here’s how they did it... 🧵
The truth? It wasn’t one night, one hack, or one fraud. It was a system rigged in plain sight – right in front of us. The playbook was out in the open for years. But hardly anyone paid attention.
Here’s how they did it... 🧵
Tried out a gym today. Pro tip after nine minutes of training: The small weights are much easier to lift than the large ones.
July 31, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Tried out a gym today. Pro tip after nine minutes of training: The small weights are much easier to lift than the large ones.