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Brooklyn Zelenka
@expede.wtf
🇨🇦 Vancouver

💍 @katiewilde.com
🏢 @inkandswitch.com
🎟️ @ucan.xyz

🔰 Always learning
🏳️‍🌈 Sapphic as heck
🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights are human rights
✊ BLM & Land Back
🤝 United we stand, divided we fall

📝 notes.brooklynzelenka.com
👩🏼‍💻 github.com/expede
🐘 types.pl/@expede
Looks like CodeBerg (where her site is hosted according to the 404 page) is currently having issues
November 1, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I love the last section of the ATmosphereConf announcement post:

> We Can Just Do Things.
> Together.
October 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Having a kitten dream!
September 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
As we all know, when two women love each other very much they... start adopting more cats! Say hi to Luna 🐈‍⬛✨ She's possibly the cuddliest kitten I've ever met, & purrs loudly + gives headbutts whenever she's picked up 😻

Luna was adopted via VOKRA (www.vokra.ca) who were great the whole way through
September 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'd love to, but also I can't log in (getting 500s)
September 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It's hot out 🥵 which means it's perfect tepache brewing weather! 🍻🍍🍹

(That yeast is sooo happy)
July 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It didn't work for me even a few weeks ago on a fresh Chrome download — tried now and it works 🎉 Finally: Ed25519 support in all major browsers (Chrome was the holdout)

Thanks to @burrito.space , @igalia.com , @protocollabs.bsky.social & many others for ushering this multi-year process through 👏
June 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
We got a complimentary uh... health potion? ❤️❤️🩶🧪

(Turns out it's port wine and doesn't recover HP)
June 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Well that happened 💍🎉 @katiewilde.com is my wifey 👰🏼‍♀️👰🏻‍♀️
June 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
So... we meet again 🙌 🇨🇦 cc @dustyweb.bsky.social
June 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Well crap, my cover's blown 🤫
June 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
🪡🌸✨ Finished my first "real" embroidery project a couple weeks ago. It took *forever* because I'm still just learning, but pretty happy with how it turned out :)
June 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Always good catching up with @dustyweb.bsky.social 🇩🇪 ✨
May 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
They must originally be from Massachusetts 🤣
April 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
What the actual fuck is THIS?!

I get the intention behind it, but it's failing ✨spectacularly✨ Never mind the actual ranking, I disagree with the premise.

(Source: article about 🇺🇸 trans people wanting to move to 🇨🇦 — ranked as "off the charts unfair left bias"?!)
www.newsweek.com/transgender-...
April 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fixing Rust lints this week
April 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I'm contractually obligated to state:

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
April 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Please, someone show @mark-carney.bsky.social's team why and how to use markcarney.ca as a handle. (Assuming that this is the actual official account, of course)
April 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Yeah Vancouver is okay I guess
April 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Seems about right for 2025, yeah
March 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"Paint me like one of your French kitties"
March 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Okay, so after digging around a bit more, they could have made it clearer. I turned to a not super reliable source of data, but the response from ChatGPT seems inline with what I'm reading elsewhere
March 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
> it's basically turning Ukraine into a "steel porcupine" that is indigestible for potential invaders
>
> — Ursula von der Leyen, President of the European Commission

"Steel Porcupine" would be a great name for a metal band 🤘
March 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I asked it to suggest ways around the Great Firewall. It printed several (decent!) paragraphs, ending on essentially "but would be illegal in China". I swear to god, the message then promptly disappeared replaced by a "I can't do that" and it insists that it never replied
January 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My "Wind and Truth" preorder downloaded. There goes my weekend.
December 6, 2024 at 7:26 PM