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lost in ikea since 2005
19 he/him
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I've never related to a comic book character more
I'm breaking the rules and posting a DC cover but I don't care. This is one that's hilarious to me.
July 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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nw - Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
July 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Sony PVM-8220 8" Trinitron monitor. Because the future was supposed to look like this.
June 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Katy needed some space
June 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Still hits like sci-fi
June 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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shall I compare thee to a disposable vape?
June 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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frankly if it frightens you to see waymos burning in the streets then you are simply a candy assed milk fed wuss
June 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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FOREfather
deFOREstation
FORE skin

Wake up America
March 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Awake at almost 5 AM crying check? 💅🏻
January 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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I’m gonna crash out I’m gonna crash out I’m gonna crash out I’m gonna crash out someone give me a plate to throw on the ground
January 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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The surgeon left an uncrustable inside me
January 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I lie awake at night yearning for macaroni and cheese, wondering if macaroni and cheese yearns for me
January 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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The monster under my bed is starting to worry about me
January 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM