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excessvowels.bsky.social
Adam Saiewitz
@excessvowels.bsky.social
a wizard, a true poster
energy drinks are city-coded

red bull is new york
celsius is LA
monster is san diego
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
modern remake of Network where howard beale reads italian brainrot on the nightly news
September 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Reposted by Adam Saiewitz
why do we need the NBA when my friend Charles can dunk using a ladder
August 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
lance stroll is the only true f1 driver because he has seen the Light of Heaven and realized crashing is winning
August 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
best moment of “pine barrens” is AJ completely entranced by the classic music video for blur’s “coffee and tv”
August 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Reposted by Adam Saiewitz
*Smurfs (2025) opening titles*
*music starts playing*
🎶 In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching smurfection 🎶
July 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
biblically accurate s’mores
June 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
T-posing in the pool until the lifeguard asks what’s wrong with me
June 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i’m TATA

Thinking
About
Tár
Again
May 29, 2025 at 6:17 AM
lorde summer, pynchon fall
May 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
“BRING OUT YER DEAD!”
March 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
[accidental bronson voice] downloading illegal roms on the hospital wifi
January 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
he who controls the winter spiced controls the universe
November 25, 2024 at 12:21 AM
due to a tragic mixup all wicked screenings are now gladiator 2, and all gladiator 2 screenings are now wicked
November 23, 2024 at 10:04 PM
thinking of reviving this account but only with extremely niche posts. my weekly flesh and blood armory record. hyperlocal restaurant scene reports. pictures of my dog.
November 23, 2024 at 9:45 PM
wishing a "bom dia" to all my brazilian fans
September 4, 2024 at 12:48 AM
we’re taking selfies. we’re taking extremely close pictures of our husbands from a low angle
April 8, 2024 at 6:23 AM
“i have seen the future of god, and his name is bruce springsteen” — jon arbuckle
April 8, 2024 at 2:23 AM
March 16, 2024 at 12:57 PM
that peter parker sure loves swinging around the los angeles skyline
January 29, 2024 at 11:55 PM
uber driver playing the dark knight on in-seat screens
November 17, 2023 at 6:17 AM
spending thousands of dollars building a gaming pc solely to play Glover (N64)
November 3, 2023 at 2:20 AM
walking up to security guys at the show and telling them they have cool halloween costumes
November 1, 2023 at 3:50 AM
checking out my linkedin profile at the concert
November 1, 2023 at 2:24 AM