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Excalibear
@excalibear.bsky.social
Cigar/pipe bear. Mostly harmless. Happily married, playfully social. Cheerfully horny exhibitionist, music enthusiast, classic horror fan, cat daddy.

Very NSFW, so 21+ please. Don’t click on what you don’t want to see. Empty profiles get blocked.
Also a throwback to almost exactly nine hours ago, mutatis mutandis
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Happy Hump Day
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Tummy Tuesday
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Monochrome Monday
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 AM
if you see this, post an art piece with a ballsack

The sack is implied, but I think this is in the spirit of the exercise
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Well, that was a first
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Fat Cock Friday: The Way We Were edition
November 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
yeah I bet you are 😈❤️‍🔥😈
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Pre-dawn full moon
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Throwback Thursday: Life with Logan edition
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Happy hump day
November 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Joining you
November 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Every time I prepare to lecture on Lewis structures (which I have done approximately a million times, give or take a few orders of magnitude), I take a few minutes to think about just how hard I want to fuck G.N. Lewis
November 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Bon appetit, but we’re cuddling after
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Tummy Tuesday
November 4, 2025 at 10:30 AM
No need to ask twice, buddy
November 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Locking myself up for a little while, to honor my dear friend @roughian70.bsky.social

Happy Monochrome Monday, all
November 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
November 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If there’s one thing a tenor knows how to do, it’s find the good light. Singing Durufle and Dove this afternoon.
November 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just out of curiosity:
What Generation are you?
A. Baby Boomer (1946-1964)
B. Gen X (1965-1980)
C. Gen Y/Millennial (1981-1996)
D. Gen Z (1997-2012)

OG Gen X (1965)
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Reskeet with 4 dick pics from your gallery
November 2, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Fat Cock Friday has been brought to you by the colors orange and black

Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Throwback Thursday: Halloween Edition
October 30, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Post something random or … or …

:: confused stoner face ::

… this one goes to eleven!
October 29, 2025 at 9:07 AM