Garren… like Darren but with a G, not a J
@exactly1102pm.bsky.social
Engineer, appreciates a good bourbon, LOVE to travel! SPORTS! #Bengals, #GoIrish, #NBA, #NYR, #Reds… At the age where doing a cartwheel can be accomplished but requires three days of recovery.
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Can’t rn
Getting used to my Home Screen after deleting an app.
Getting used to my Home Screen after deleting an app.
July 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Can’t rn
Getting used to my Home Screen after deleting an app.
Getting used to my Home Screen after deleting an app.
We did it! We made it to Friday without killing any of our co-workers
*whispers: Except Allen… He’s got this shady look about him and I haven’t seen Eric for a few days*
But hey! It’s still Friday!!
*whispers: Except Allen… He’s got this shady look about him and I haven’t seen Eric for a few days*
But hey! It’s still Friday!!
June 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
We did it! We made it to Friday without killing any of our co-workers
*whispers: Except Allen… He’s got this shady look about him and I haven’t seen Eric for a few days*
But hey! It’s still Friday!!
*whispers: Except Allen… He’s got this shady look about him and I haven’t seen Eric for a few days*
But hey! It’s still Friday!!
So umm… how’s everyone been?
April 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
So umm… how’s everyone been?
Been away for a bit… how is everyone?
February 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Been away for a bit… how is everyone?
When you get really synonymous with Hello, Howdy, and Hey… the texture of Munchos feels weird in your mouth. 🤷🏽♂️
January 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
When you get really synonymous with Hello, Howdy, and Hey… the texture of Munchos feels weird in your mouth. 🤷🏽♂️
How’s y’all’s Saturday going?
January 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
How’s y’all’s Saturday going?
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For Maths fans, 2025 is a square.
45² = 45 x 45 = 2025
Also,
9² x 5² = 2025
40² + 20² + 5² = 2025
My favourite?
1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025
#Mathematics #teaching #education
45² = 45 x 45 = 2025
Also,
9² x 5² = 2025
40² + 20² + 5² = 2025
My favourite?
1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025
#Mathematics #teaching #education
January 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
For Maths fans, 2025 is a square.
45² = 45 x 45 = 2025
Also,
9² x 5² = 2025
40² + 20² + 5² = 2025
My favourite?
1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025
#Mathematics #teaching #education
45² = 45 x 45 = 2025
Also,
9² x 5² = 2025
40² + 20² + 5² = 2025
My favourite?
1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025
#Mathematics #teaching #education
Chillin on a beach in the Bahamas
December 29, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Chillin on a beach in the Bahamas
Fort Lauderdale tonight, cruise # 15 tomorrow
December 27, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Fort Lauderdale tonight, cruise # 15 tomorrow
Long Drink from Finland… that shit is AMAZING
December 24, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Long Drink from Finland… that shit is AMAZING
GO IRISH ☘️
December 21, 2024 at 4:39 AM
GO IRISH ☘️
I’m so happy to see Dame win a trophy! I hope he gets an NBA championship with The Bucks!
December 18, 2024 at 4:11 AM
I’m so happy to see Dame win a trophy! I hope he gets an NBA championship with The Bucks!
Curt!!
What a dangerous name to have! Literally one over exaggerated pen stroke from… well, you know.
What a dangerous name to have! Literally one over exaggerated pen stroke from… well, you know.
December 17, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Curt!!
What a dangerous name to have! Literally one over exaggerated pen stroke from… well, you know.
What a dangerous name to have! Literally one over exaggerated pen stroke from… well, you know.
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TOMMY: Hey, how was the diner?
GINA: Long shift. Is the union still on strike?
TOMMY: Still on strike. We're down on our luck, but at least we're halfway there.
GINA: What does that mean? Halfway where?
TOMMY: Nothing. Forget it.
GINA: Halfway where?
TOMMY: Never mind. It's dumb.
GINA: Long shift. Is the union still on strike?
TOMMY: Still on strike. We're down on our luck, but at least we're halfway there.
GINA: What does that mean? Halfway where?
TOMMY: Nothing. Forget it.
GINA: Halfway where?
TOMMY: Never mind. It's dumb.
December 16, 2024 at 11:37 PM
TOMMY: Hey, how was the diner?
GINA: Long shift. Is the union still on strike?
TOMMY: Still on strike. We're down on our luck, but at least we're halfway there.
GINA: What does that mean? Halfway where?
TOMMY: Nothing. Forget it.
GINA: Halfway where?
TOMMY: Never mind. It's dumb.
GINA: Long shift. Is the union still on strike?
TOMMY: Still on strike. We're down on our luck, but at least we're halfway there.
GINA: What does that mean? Halfway where?
TOMMY: Nothing. Forget it.
GINA: Halfway where?
TOMMY: Never mind. It's dumb.
On this day two years ago: You were younger.
December 17, 2024 at 4:01 AM
On this day two years ago: You were younger.
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A fart so aggressive people in the room feel the need to stop, drop, and roll
December 15, 2024 at 11:10 PM
A fart so aggressive people in the room feel the need to stop, drop, and roll
14: Dad, can you get me McDonald’s for breakfast?
Me: Sure, but you have to do the dishes after you finish eating.
… 😑 The last bite of that sandwich is gonna be expired by the time that little mofo eats it!
Me: Sure, but you have to do the dishes after you finish eating.
… 😑 The last bite of that sandwich is gonna be expired by the time that little mofo eats it!
December 14, 2024 at 4:47 PM
14: Dad, can you get me McDonald’s for breakfast?
Me: Sure, but you have to do the dishes after you finish eating.
… 😑 The last bite of that sandwich is gonna be expired by the time that little mofo eats it!
Me: Sure, but you have to do the dishes after you finish eating.
… 😑 The last bite of that sandwich is gonna be expired by the time that little mofo eats it!
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JITTERS MOVIE: Detective Collymore, a single divorced father, stumbles upon a mysterious case involving the death of Tiffany, Digging deeper, he discovers Jitters, psychological twists.
Trailer:
youtu.be/VqxrQh4mblQ
crowdfund:
www.indiegogo.com/projects/jit...
Trailer:
youtu.be/VqxrQh4mblQ
crowdfund:
www.indiegogo.com/projects/jit...
JITTERS FIRST MOVIE TRAILER
YouTube video by Marc Zammit
youtu.be
December 13, 2024 at 11:40 PM
JITTERS MOVIE: Detective Collymore, a single divorced father, stumbles upon a mysterious case involving the death of Tiffany, Digging deeper, he discovers Jitters, psychological twists.
Trailer:
youtu.be/VqxrQh4mblQ
crowdfund:
www.indiegogo.com/projects/jit...
Trailer:
youtu.be/VqxrQh4mblQ
crowdfund:
www.indiegogo.com/projects/jit...
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*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
*freeze frame*
Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
December 13, 2024 at 6:27 AM
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
*freeze frame*
Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
Good morning! Vegas was a blast!
Not excited to be back to work… but I am excited that it’s Thursday, and today is my first day of work this week!
Not excited to be back to work… but I am excited that it’s Thursday, and today is my first day of work this week!
December 12, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Good morning! Vegas was a blast!
Not excited to be back to work… but I am excited that it’s Thursday, and today is my first day of work this week!
Not excited to be back to work… but I am excited that it’s Thursday, and today is my first day of work this week!
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Life hack: If you like to wrap things, you can buy wrapping paper and wrap any object at any time. Wrap your groceries. Wrap the toilet. Wrap the dog. You don't have to wait for a "holiday" and turn it into a whole weird thing.
December 5, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Life hack: If you like to wrap things, you can buy wrapping paper and wrap any object at any time. Wrap your groceries. Wrap the toilet. Wrap the dog. You don't have to wait for a "holiday" and turn it into a whole weird thing.
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All I want for Christmas is a domesticated raccoon that wants to eat lasagna with me & go on quirky adventures. It would also be nice if the raccoon could do magic but I understand that is asking a lot and therefore, it is not required.
December 5, 2024 at 10:11 PM
All I want for Christmas is a domesticated raccoon that wants to eat lasagna with me & go on quirky adventures. It would also be nice if the raccoon could do magic but I understand that is asking a lot and therefore, it is not required.