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Mando
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Jags/Noles supporter. Graphic designer. Whiskey drinker. Dog lover. Cat tolerator. Pun enthusiast. May or may not speak in obscure Simpsons quotes.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
October 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I pray he was mic’d up because the sequence of [THUD] UGH [THUD AGAIN] FUCK would reduce me to tears
October 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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October 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Wife and I can't use our tickets again (hopefully we'll get to use them this season lol), so they're up for sale. Section 217 Row K seats 1 & 2.
September 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
That was not ideal...
September 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Anyone looking for tix to the game today? Got 2 in sec 217. Asking for $200 for both.
September 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Wallet is hurting from last night’s dinner at 14 Prime but it was worth every penny.
September 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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August 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
After a 3 year break, wife and I are once again season ticket holders.
michael scott from the office is ready to get hurt again .
ALT: michael scott from the office is ready to get hurt again .
media.tenor.com
August 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Feels good to be back at the Bank.
August 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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At the time The Simpsons premiered in 1989, Homer had been born in 1953. Since he’s still 36 years old in Season 37, he is now born in 1989.

Just a little perspective. 😭 #TheSimpsons
August 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
“Freak off? Never heard of it but sounds like fun! I’ll see you in the Hamptons, Diddy!”
TL too quiet, post shirtless Steve Harvey
May 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Oh dear lord YES.
youtu.be/PVBLJYjSAhg?...
Ghost of Yōtei - The Onryō’s List | PS5 Games
YouTube video by PlayStation
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April 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
"I never thought this would happen again."

The fact that some poor student would've had to endure a school shooting at all is tragic, let alone it happening twice.

My heart hurts for my alma mater.
Gutting. From the Tallahassee Democrat.
April 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My first attempt at splitting the G was a spectacular failure 😂
March 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Trevor rn
a man is standing on a rug in a living room with stairs .
ALT: a man is standing on a rug in a living room with stairs .
media.tenor.com
March 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
River Run is in 2 days. Other than the carb loading, I have done very little to train for this thing.
a man is sitting in a pool with the words god if you listenin help
ALT: a man is sitting in a pool with the words god if you listenin help
media.tenor.com
February 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Now coming to the main stage, give it up for Teal Sourdough Toast!
Your stripper name is the color of your underwear and the last thing you ate.. comment what you are so I can laugh 🤣
February 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Suits LA tried to fit in a hundred different storylines into the premiere. Hoping it gets better, I’m a big fan of the cast.
February 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Post your fav Pokémon, wrong answers only.
February 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Don't be an a-hole.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
January 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Every now and then I get tempted to log back into to the bad place just to see how awful it has become, then I quickly remember why I left that cesspool to begin with.
January 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Liam to the Bucs yesterday
January 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM