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Sophia
@ex-somnio.bsky.social
International dreamer, designer, creatrix, foodie, music lover and traveller; occasional funny girl.
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As a kid, when we recited the pledge of allegiance, I often wondered why it was a good thing to be invisible, with liver, tea and justice for all.
July 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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If I disappear and you come looking for me and find my tiny home deep in the woods while I am watching The Gilded Age, I swear to George Russell I will hide in my claw-footed bathtub until you give up and find someone else to make your sandwiches and wash your undies
July 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
You can't even lead a bull to water. Give me horses!!
July 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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I am assembling a team. Seeking computer nerd; dumb goon (these two will form unlikely friendship); old flame/femme fatale; scrappy ex-con who will die. Cover letter required.
June 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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If you blink 182 times in the bathroom mirror she will leave you roses by the stairs
March 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The history of counterculture is that specific makes of cars get religiously torched. We are not surprised. Stay punk.
March 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Personal Trainer: What are your goals?

Me: To pet all the dogs.

PT: No, fitness goals.

Me: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
March 7, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Assert dominance the traditional way by buying her luxury gifts.

Thank you.
March 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Every time I’ve said, “Your guess is as good as mine” has been a lie.
February 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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me whenever i put on socks: i am undie-feeted
February 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Get in loser, we’re skipping work and going to find stray animals to save.
February 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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The ties that bind chafe like a motherfucker.
February 25, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Sorry I shitposted the bed.
February 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Live every day like it’s your last. Key a cop car. Eat five hot dogs. Call your boss a taint. Who cares anymore?
February 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I am woman, hear me “whatever.”
February 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I accidentally went shopping on an empty stomach…

Now I’m the proud owner of isle 6.
February 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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If they follow the money they’ll never find me.
February 16, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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pls stop referring to things from my youth as vintage it hurts my feelings
February 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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There's no escaping the dumbardment.
February 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Amor vincit omnia
- Love conquers all
February 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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People say the trip to IKEA can tear a relationship apart, but it's the assembling of that Gunneby table that will drive you to mürder.
February 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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nobody likes a pilot with a bad altitude
February 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM