Sophia
@ex-somnio.bsky.social
International dreamer, designer, creatrix, foodie, music lover and traveller; occasional funny girl.
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As a kid, when we recited the pledge of allegiance, I often wondered why it was a good thing to be invisible, with liver, tea and justice for all.
July 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
As a kid, when we recited the pledge of allegiance, I often wondered why it was a good thing to be invisible, with liver, tea and justice for all.
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If I disappear and you come looking for me and find my tiny home deep in the woods while I am watching The Gilded Age, I swear to George Russell I will hide in my claw-footed bathtub until you give up and find someone else to make your sandwiches and wash your undies
July 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If I disappear and you come looking for me and find my tiny home deep in the woods while I am watching The Gilded Age, I swear to George Russell I will hide in my claw-footed bathtub until you give up and find someone else to make your sandwiches and wash your undies
You can't even lead a bull to water. Give me horses!!
July 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
You can't even lead a bull to water. Give me horses!!
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I am assembling a team. Seeking computer nerd; dumb goon (these two will form unlikely friendship); old flame/femme fatale; scrappy ex-con who will die. Cover letter required.
June 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I am assembling a team. Seeking computer nerd; dumb goon (these two will form unlikely friendship); old flame/femme fatale; scrappy ex-con who will die. Cover letter required.
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If you blink 182 times in the bathroom mirror she will leave you roses by the stairs
March 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
If you blink 182 times in the bathroom mirror she will leave you roses by the stairs
The history of counterculture is that specific makes of cars get religiously torched. We are not surprised. Stay punk.
March 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
The history of counterculture is that specific makes of cars get religiously torched. We are not surprised. Stay punk.
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Personal Trainer: What are your goals?
Me: To pet all the dogs.
PT: No, fitness goals.
Me: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
Me: To pet all the dogs.
PT: No, fitness goals.
Me: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
March 7, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Personal Trainer: What are your goals?
Me: To pet all the dogs.
PT: No, fitness goals.
Me: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
Me: To pet all the dogs.
PT: No, fitness goals.
Me: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
Assert dominance the traditional way by buying her luxury gifts.
Thank you.
Thank you.
March 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Assert dominance the traditional way by buying her luxury gifts.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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Every time I’ve said, “Your guess is as good as mine” has been a lie.
February 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Every time I’ve said, “Your guess is as good as mine” has been a lie.
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me whenever i put on socks: i am undie-feeted
February 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
me whenever i put on socks: i am undie-feeted
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Get in loser, we’re skipping work and going to find stray animals to save.
February 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Get in loser, we’re skipping work and going to find stray animals to save.
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The ties that bind chafe like a motherfucker.
February 25, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The ties that bind chafe like a motherfucker.
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Sorry I shitposted the bed.
February 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Sorry I shitposted the bed.
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Live every day like it’s your last. Key a cop car. Eat five hot dogs. Call your boss a taint. Who cares anymore?
February 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Live every day like it’s your last. Key a cop car. Eat five hot dogs. Call your boss a taint. Who cares anymore?
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I am woman, hear me “whatever.”
February 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I am woman, hear me “whatever.”
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I accidentally went shopping on an empty stomach…
Now I’m the proud owner of isle 6.
Now I’m the proud owner of isle 6.
February 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I accidentally went shopping on an empty stomach…
Now I’m the proud owner of isle 6.
Now I’m the proud owner of isle 6.
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If they follow the money they’ll never find me.
February 16, 2025 at 10:35 AM
If they follow the money they’ll never find me.
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pls stop referring to things from my youth as vintage it hurts my feelings
February 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
pls stop referring to things from my youth as vintage it hurts my feelings
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There's no escaping the dumbardment.
February 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
There's no escaping the dumbardment.
Amor vincit omnia
- Love conquers all
- Love conquers all
February 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Amor vincit omnia
- Love conquers all
- Love conquers all
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People say the trip to IKEA can tear a relationship apart, but it's the assembling of that Gunneby table that will drive you to mürder.
February 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
People say the trip to IKEA can tear a relationship apart, but it's the assembling of that Gunneby table that will drive you to mürder.
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nobody likes a pilot with a bad altitude
February 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
nobody likes a pilot with a bad altitude