Erik van Roon
@evrocs.bsky.social
- Oracle DB Dev
- Oracle ACE Pro ♠️
- Symposium42 - https://sym42.org/
- Rambling fool
By default assume I'm not serious
Tweeted opinions are the one & only truth, and probably unfounded
- Oracle ACE Pro ♠️
- Symposium42 - https://sym42.org/
- Rambling fool
By default assume I'm not serious
Tweeted opinions are the one & only truth, and probably unfounded
Two weeks from today I'll be talkinig about SQL Macros at #HrOUG2025 in Rovinj, Croatia.
That alone should be enough to attend 😁
But apart from that there are loads of other speakers and since it's the 30th (!!!) time, I expect a lot of celebration as well.
There may still be time to get a ticket!
That alone should be enough to attend 😁
But apart from that there are loads of other speakers and since it's the 30th (!!!) time, I expect a lot of celebration as well.
There may still be time to get a ticket!
October 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Two weeks from today I'll be talkinig about SQL Macros at #HrOUG2025 in Rovinj, Croatia.
That alone should be enough to attend 😁
But apart from that there are loads of other speakers and since it's the 30th (!!!) time, I expect a lot of celebration as well.
There may still be time to get a ticket!
That alone should be enough to attend 😁
But apart from that there are loads of other speakers and since it's the 30th (!!!) time, I expect a lot of celebration as well.
There may still be time to get a ticket!
At @pougorg.bsky.social #poug2025 for some reason nobody overruns their session.
Well, not more than once anyway.
Well, not more than once anyway.
September 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
At @pougorg.bsky.social #poug2025 for some reason nobody overruns their session.
Well, not more than once anyway.
Well, not more than once anyway.
And so, the 10th @pougorg.bsky.social #POUG25 starts.
The axeman @ora600pl.bsky.social opening the celebratory champagne bottle the only logical way.
If you don't hear from me again know that I went out having the best of times!
The axeman @ora600pl.bsky.social opening the celebratory champagne bottle the only logical way.
If you don't hear from me again know that I went out having the best of times!
September 5, 2025 at 7:21 AM
And so, the 10th @pougorg.bsky.social #POUG25 starts.
The axeman @ora600pl.bsky.social opening the celebratory champagne bottle the only logical way.
If you don't hear from me again know that I went out having the best of times!
The axeman @ora600pl.bsky.social opening the celebratory champagne bottle the only logical way.
If you don't hear from me again know that I went out having the best of times!
First part of the trip by car to Poznań for #poug2025 done.
Currently waiting in Hannover for the arrival of @kibeha.dk so we can do the rest together.
Currently waiting in Hannover for the arrival of @kibeha.dk so we can do the rest together.
August 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
First part of the trip by car to Poznań for #poug2025 done.
Currently waiting in Hannover for the arrival of @kibeha.dk so we can do the rest together.
Currently waiting in Hannover for the arrival of @kibeha.dk so we can do the rest together.
Do you know that feeling when you're with the one you deeply love, but suddenly, out of the blue, they do this annoying thing again, and in that moment there's nothing you want more than get a divorce?
Looking at you Oracle 🤬
Looking at you Oracle 🤬
June 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Do you know that feeling when you're with the one you deeply love, but suddenly, out of the blue, they do this annoying thing again, and in that moment there's nothing you want more than get a divorce?
Looking at you Oracle 🤬
Looking at you Oracle 🤬
May 22, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Saying goodbye to my beautiful neighbors in Rust, Germany to drive from #APEXconn25 to Milan for #ITOUG25 with a short stop to have a coffee with dear friend @julianfrey.ch in Switserland.
Life could be worse.
Life could be worse.
May 17, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Saying goodbye to my beautiful neighbors in Rust, Germany to drive from #APEXconn25 to Milan for #ITOUG25 with a short stop to have a coffee with dear friend @julianfrey.ch in Switserland.
Life could be worse.
Life could be worse.
May 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
May 13, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Arrived at my appartment in Rust, Southern Germany for #ApexConnect 2025 that'll start Tuesday.
Across the street is a stork couple.
But trust me I'm not planning on creating any more offspring.
Across the street is a stork couple.
But trust me I'm not planning on creating any more offspring.
May 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Arrived at my appartment in Rust, Southern Germany for #ApexConnect 2025 that'll start Tuesday.
Across the street is a stork couple.
But trust me I'm not planning on creating any more offspring.
Across the street is a stork couple.
But trust me I'm not planning on creating any more offspring.
On our way to Valencia for a, no doubt, wonderful weekend of sun, food, drinks and activities with @sym42.bsky.social
March 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
On our way to Valencia for a, no doubt, wonderful weekend of sun, food, drinks and activities with @sym42.bsky.social
#APEXWorld25 by @nloug.bsky.social
One of the wonderful events that values new speakers and thus actively advertises for the MASH Program
mashprogram.wordpress.com
Thanks guys!
One of the wonderful events that values new speakers and thus actively advertises for the MASH Program
mashprogram.wordpress.com
Thanks guys!
March 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
#APEXWorld25 by @nloug.bsky.social
One of the wonderful events that values new speakers and thus actively advertises for the MASH Program
mashprogram.wordpress.com
Thanks guys!
One of the wonderful events that values new speakers and thus actively advertises for the MASH Program
mashprogram.wordpress.com
Thanks guys!
The (near) future of data integrity in the Oracle database is looking beautiful thanks to @toonkoppelaars.bsky.social and his team.
March 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The (near) future of data integrity in the Oracle database is looking beautiful thanks to @toonkoppelaars.bsky.social and his team.
Got some pretty good news today
February 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Got some pretty good news today
I knew it!
I'm the center of the universe!
(a.k.a a super massive black hole)
I'm the center of the universe!
(a.k.a a super massive black hole)
January 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I knew it!
I'm the center of the universe!
(a.k.a a super massive black hole)
I'm the center of the universe!
(a.k.a a super massive black hole)
What can you do if you've always claimed that a cross join is a sign of bad database design, and then you need one?
Simple. Save face by obfuscating your cross joins, of course.
😢
Simple. Save face by obfuscating your cross joins, of course.
😢
January 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
What can you do if you've always claimed that a cross join is a sign of bad database design, and then you need one?
Simple. Save face by obfuscating your cross joins, of course.
😢
Simple. Save face by obfuscating your cross joins, of course.
😢
Over on the dark side I saw this tweet by @krisrice.io
Haven't seen it here (yet?) so I thought I'd share a screenshot (rather than a link, because I know some wouldn't want to be caught dead there).
The two links in the post are
www.oracle.com/tools/ords/s...
www.oracle.com/tools/sqlcl/...
Haven't seen it here (yet?) so I thought I'd share a screenshot (rather than a link, because I know some wouldn't want to be caught dead there).
The two links in the post are
www.oracle.com/tools/ords/s...
www.oracle.com/tools/sqlcl/...
January 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Over on the dark side I saw this tweet by @krisrice.io
Haven't seen it here (yet?) so I thought I'd share a screenshot (rather than a link, because I know some wouldn't want to be caught dead there).
The two links in the post are
www.oracle.com/tools/ords/s...
www.oracle.com/tools/sqlcl/...
Haven't seen it here (yet?) so I thought I'd share a screenshot (rather than a link, because I know some wouldn't want to be caught dead there).
The two links in the post are
www.oracle.com/tools/ords/s...
www.oracle.com/tools/sqlcl/...
Happy new year. May it be a lot more peaceful than the recent past.
December 31, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Happy new year. May it be a lot more peaceful than the recent past.
Really wakes you up.....
Get out of bed.
Open curtains.
See this
"F**k!!"
Adrenalin tsunami.
Grab phone to call emergency number.
Get ready to run over to make sure everybody's safe
"hold on, could it be?"
Yep, it's the location of their 835 inch television.
It's one of those fireplace videos.
Get out of bed.
Open curtains.
See this
"F**k!!"
Adrenalin tsunami.
Grab phone to call emergency number.
Get ready to run over to make sure everybody's safe
"hold on, could it be?"
Yep, it's the location of their 835 inch television.
It's one of those fireplace videos.
December 29, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Really wakes you up.....
Get out of bed.
Open curtains.
See this
"F**k!!"
Adrenalin tsunami.
Grab phone to call emergency number.
Get ready to run over to make sure everybody's safe
"hold on, could it be?"
Yep, it's the location of their 835 inch television.
It's one of those fireplace videos.
Get out of bed.
Open curtains.
See this
"F**k!!"
Adrenalin tsunami.
Grab phone to call emergency number.
Get ready to run over to make sure everybody's safe
"hold on, could it be?"
Yep, it's the location of their 835 inch television.
It's one of those fireplace videos.
A house full of cat beds and chairs/couches/beds they can and may sleep on, but obviously the paper bin is the best possible place for a nap.
December 20, 2024 at 5:23 PM
A house full of cat beds and chairs/couches/beds they can and may sleep on, but obviously the paper bin is the best possible place for a nap.
First time in many, many years that I actually got something useful as conference swag.
Bluetooth keyboard: check!
#ukougdiscover24
Bluetooth keyboard: check!
#ukougdiscover24
December 2, 2024 at 1:29 PM
First time in many, many years that I actually got something useful as conference swag.
Bluetooth keyboard: check!
#ukougdiscover24
Bluetooth keyboard: check!
#ukougdiscover24
Yes! Succes. The screen works.......
When the laptop is hooked up in the back of the room.
So now the speaker is....
In the back of the room
#ukougdiscover24
When the laptop is hooked up in the back of the room.
So now the speaker is....
In the back of the room
#ukougdiscover24
December 2, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Yes! Succes. The screen works.......
When the laptop is hooked up in the back of the room.
So now the speaker is....
In the back of the room
#ukougdiscover24
When the laptop is hooked up in the back of the room.
So now the speaker is....
In the back of the room
#ukougdiscover24
Really impressive improvisation by @ora600pl.bsky.social and @gianniceresa.bsky.social still doing their presentation with all technology working against them.
December 2, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Really impressive improvisation by @ora600pl.bsky.social and @gianniceresa.bsky.social still doing their presentation with all technology working against them.
Visualization of a spike by @ora600pl.bsky.social at #ukougdiscover24 when you can't show your screen...
December 2, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Visualization of a spike by @ora600pl.bsky.social at #ukougdiscover24 when you can't show your screen...