Ev Lenz
@evlenz.bsky.social
Pro EU, dual national.
Not here to buy or sell.
A DM straight after connecting= instant block.
Not here to buy or sell.
A DM straight after connecting= instant block.
Dear Science, when I suck in my tummy, where does the fat go and why doesn't it stay there?
October 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Dear Science, when I suck in my tummy, where does the fat go and why doesn't it stay there?
Please note that certain breeds of black and white dog are not allowed to be walked in the park today. It’s a national ban collie day.
August 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Please note that certain breeds of black and white dog are not allowed to be walked in the park today. It’s a national ban collie day.
From now on, I identify as a rubber band because I’m also trying to hold everything together, I’m constantly being stretched to my limit and it’s not uncommon for me to snap and completely fall apart.
July 9, 2025 at 10:07 AM
From now on, I identify as a rubber band because I’m also trying to hold everything together, I’m constantly being stretched to my limit and it’s not uncommon for me to snap and completely fall apart.
Why is it that when I ask for a *black* coffee, I'm asked if I want milk with that?
June 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Why is it that when I ask for a *black* coffee, I'm asked if I want milk with that?
Not to brag, but I just walked into a room and remembered what I went in there for.
June 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Not to brag, but I just walked into a room and remembered what I went in there for.
Jahrelang wurde Kindern beigebracht, für schönes Wetter alles aufzuessen.
Und was haben wir jetzt?
Dicke Kinder und Hitzewelle!
Und was haben wir jetzt?
Dicke Kinder und Hitzewelle!
June 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Jahrelang wurde Kindern beigebracht, für schönes Wetter alles aufzuessen.
Und was haben wir jetzt?
Dicke Kinder und Hitzewelle!
Und was haben wir jetzt?
Dicke Kinder und Hitzewelle!
What wine goes with a fish finger sandwich?
May 9, 2025 at 9:35 AM
What wine goes with a fish finger sandwich?
Not been on here for ages.
What have I missed?
What have I missed?
April 19, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Not been on here for ages.
What have I missed?
What have I missed?
Why's the transport secretary advertising for Halfords, and why are the BBC showing it?
March 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Why's the transport secretary advertising for Halfords, and why are the BBC showing it?
What font is alphabet soup in? Times New Ramen.
March 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
What font is alphabet soup in? Times New Ramen.
My beautiful boyfriend told me to stop imagining things.
I haven't seen him since.
I haven't seen him since.
March 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
My beautiful boyfriend told me to stop imagining things.
I haven't seen him since.
I haven't seen him since.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedy-hens.
Comedy-hens.
March 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedy-hens.
Comedy-hens.
Retirement means twice as much husband on half as much money.
March 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Retirement means twice as much husband on half as much money.
I lost my mood ring and I don't know how I feel about it!
March 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I lost my mood ring and I don't know how I feel about it!
After his 8th failed rocket attempt, I think it's safe to say that Elon Musk has projectile dysfunction
March 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
After his 8th failed rocket attempt, I think it's safe to say that Elon Musk has projectile dysfunction
The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of victory, if they included a corkscrew on their army knife.
March 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of victory, if they included a corkscrew on their army knife.
Bit of an #AlgorithmFail from Amazon.
March 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Bit of an #AlgorithmFail from Amazon.
I wrote a book on Whales.
With hindsight, I realised that paper would have been easier.
With hindsight, I realised that paper would have been easier.
February 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I wrote a book on Whales.
With hindsight, I realised that paper would have been easier.
With hindsight, I realised that paper would have been easier.