Matthew Whitaker
@eviltwinghost.bsky.social
Spreading cinema love wherever I can. Writer. Podcaster (Cinema Bushido / TheClonesCast). Puppeteer.
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This is Dutch. He is a woodland raccoon. #OurUrbanForest #Puppets
In company of bears.
September 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
In company of bears.
Plants run from me, metaphorically
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Plants run from me, metaphorically
Touch grass I guess?
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September 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Plants run from me, metaphorically
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Say hello to Sir Meowington.
September 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Say hello to Sir Meowington.
I am trying to determine the worst popular song in the world. Right now In the Summertime by Mondo Jerry is the winner. It is a jeering, greasy song. Can you find a worse one?
Some that have recently competed:
Don’t worry, be happy
Aquarius
I could walk 500 miles
It’s raining men
Some that have recently competed:
Don’t worry, be happy
Aquarius
I could walk 500 miles
It’s raining men
August 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I am trying to determine the worst popular song in the world. Right now In the Summertime by Mondo Jerry is the winner. It is a jeering, greasy song. Can you find a worse one?
Some that have recently competed:
Don’t worry, be happy
Aquarius
I could walk 500 miles
It’s raining men
Some that have recently competed:
Don’t worry, be happy
Aquarius
I could walk 500 miles
It’s raining men
Sometimes you have to fuck around to find out. Make It a Game! open.substack.com/pub/goodmorn...
Make It a Game
Survival has to be fun, or there’s no point really.
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August 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Sometimes you have to fuck around to find out. Make It a Game! open.substack.com/pub/goodmorn...
Sick fucker.
James Dobson dedicated his life to evil and the world is worse because he made it so on purpose. defector.com/james-dobson...
James Dobson Is Dead, Was A Monster | Defector
James Dobson was a nasty dude. He liked to beat children and dogs with a belt and to rain misery and punishment on the vulnerable; we know all of this about him because he said as much in public, repe...
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August 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Sick fucker.
Me and my baby.
August 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Me and my baby.
I made a thing for my glasses
Clutter be gone. Sort of.
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August 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Any #EnterTheDragon fans? How many scenes does this bring forward?
August 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Any #EnterTheDragon fans? How many scenes does this bring forward?
When social media is my middle school crush
Obvi, he’s a dick.
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August 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Harrison Pjord - Kill me
July 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Harrison Pjord - Kill me
Sheryl Crow T. Robot (I am sorry)
July 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Sheryl Crow T. Robot (I am sorry)
Is it possible for Dominique Pinon to look charming?
July 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Is it possible for Dominique Pinon to look charming?
Getting Unstuckified
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Getting Unstuckified
Crafting heals.
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July 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Getting Unstuckified
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I love Chicken Cock in my mouth.
June 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I love Chicken Cock in my mouth.
The #bruceploitation section at Movie Madness in Portland, OR.
May 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The #bruceploitation section at Movie Madness in Portland, OR.
Did everyone notice that in Andor the new bad guy is just Elon Musk?
May 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Did everyone notice that in Andor the new bad guy is just Elon Musk?
I just started Andor season 2. Who gave them the note that we wanted to hear a whole bunch of shitty politics. We got enough of it in season one but season two episode one seems to be jampacked.
May 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I just started Andor season 2. Who gave them the note that we wanted to hear a whole bunch of shitty politics. We got enough of it in season one but season two episode one seems to be jampacked.
Enter the clones cast of Bruce
April 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Enter the clones cast of Bruce
There should be a mod for Roomba, vacuum cleaners that sets it to scream when it runs over dirt.
April 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
There should be a mod for Roomba, vacuum cleaners that sets it to scream when it runs over dirt.
I decided to rename my genitals. My partner doesn't approve. Is image 1 or 2 the winner?
April 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I decided to rename my genitals. My partner doesn't approve. Is image 1 or 2 the winner?
Just a little snack.
March 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Just a little snack.
There's a large number of people who would quite literally die, or kill you, or both, than admit they're wrong.
March 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
There's a large number of people who would quite literally die, or kill you, or both, than admit they're wrong.