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Matthew Whitaker
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Spreading cinema love wherever I can. Writer. Podcaster (Cinema Bushido / TheClonesCast). Puppeteer.
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This is Dutch. He is a woodland raccoon. #OurUrbanForest #Puppets
What we all need is more #Unity
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
In company of bears.
September 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Plants run from me, metaphorically
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Plants run from me, metaphorically
Touch grass I guess?
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September 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Say hello to Sir Meowington.
September 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I am trying to determine the worst popular song in the world. Right now In the Summertime by Mondo Jerry is the winner. It is a jeering, greasy song. Can you find a worse one?

Some that have recently competed:
Don’t worry, be happy
Aquarius
I could walk 500 miles
It’s raining men
August 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Sometimes you have to fuck around to find out. Make It a Game! open.substack.com/pub/goodmorn...
Make It a Game
Survival has to be fun, or there’s no point really.
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August 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Poo Poo Log
August 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Me and my baby.
August 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
How-to super organizing!

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I made a thing for my glasses
Clutter be gone. Sort of.
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August 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Any #EnterTheDragon fans? How many scenes does this bring forward?
August 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Harrison Pjord - Kill me
July 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Sheryl Crow T. Robot (I am sorry)
July 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Is it possible for Dominique Pinon to look charming?
July 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Getting Unstuckified
Crafting heals.
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July 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I love Chicken Cock in my mouth.
June 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The #bruceploitation section at Movie Madness in Portland, OR.
May 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Did everyone notice that in Andor the new bad guy is just Elon Musk?
May 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I just started Andor season 2. Who gave them the note that we wanted to hear a whole bunch of shitty politics. We got enough of it in season one but season two episode one seems to be jampacked.
May 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Enter the clones cast of Bruce
April 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
There should be a mod for Roomba, vacuum cleaners that sets it to scream when it runs over dirt.
April 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I decided to rename my genitals. My partner doesn't approve. Is image 1 or 2 the winner?
April 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Just a little snack.
March 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
There's a large number of people who would quite literally die, or kill you, or both, than admit they're wrong.
March 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM