Beating My Schlong Real Hard In A Marxist Way
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+18 only. Fujoshi and unhinged.
WORKERS OF THE WORLD, get sillay.
25. He/they/it etc, anything that isn't she/her.
WORKERS OF THE WORLD, get sillay.
25. He/they/it etc, anything that isn't she/her.
Ngl I deadass need to test for ADHD bc I just drank a L of coffee and the most I felt was calmness.
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Ngl I deadass need to test for ADHD bc I just drank a L of coffee and the most I felt was calmness.
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November 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Ngl having somewhat hefty boobs is only good when you aren't trying to put that things in any bra or binder. Ffs JUST STAY FUCKING PUT YOU SACK OF MEAT.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ngl having somewhat hefty boobs is only good when you aren't trying to put that things in any bra or binder. Ffs JUST STAY FUCKING PUT YOU SACK OF MEAT.
The lion doen't concert himself with my dislocate-y lower jaw.
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The lion doen't concert himself with my dislocate-y lower jaw.
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by age 26 you should have:
• an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character
• weird relationship with the media you loved as a teenager
• a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life
• an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character
• weird relationship with the media you loved as a teenager
• a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
by age 26 you should have:
• an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character
• weird relationship with the media you loved as a teenager
• a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life
• an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character
• weird relationship with the media you loved as a teenager
• a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life
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Let's christen this account with the infamous drawing #valveplug #rodimus 🔥
August 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Let's christen this account with the infamous drawing #valveplug #rodimus 🔥
Ayo why tf does Blue Diamond look like Holy Mother Mary.
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Ayo why tf does Blue Diamond look like Holy Mother Mary.
I need the sapphic love between a guy and a girl to happen in my life again.
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I need the sapphic love between a guy and a girl to happen in my life again.
Springer and Hot Rod's size diff ia so AUFHHHHH
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Springer and Hot Rod's size diff ia so AUFHHHHH
"Of course Gold Ship's son is weird lmfao 🤣🤣🤣" THIS ANIMAL IS IN PAIN AND IT'S VERY CLEARLY WITH SOME PROBLEM WITH ITS TEETH. Stop humanizing an animal and see him as what he is.
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"Of course Gold Ship's son is weird lmfao 🤣🤣🤣" THIS ANIMAL IS IN PAIN AND IT'S VERY CLEARLY WITH SOME PROBLEM WITH ITS TEETH. Stop humanizing an animal and see him as what he is.
Ngl being a horse guy means that the most normie uma musume fan is a fucking moron. Motherfucker, that horse isn't "quirky weird lmfao", that animal is in pain.
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Ngl being a horse guy means that the most normie uma musume fan is a fucking moron. Motherfucker, that horse isn't "quirky weird lmfao", that animal is in pain.
My pants are cool and I am becoming somewhat fit so I am back in my hoe era.
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My pants are cool and I am becoming somewhat fit so I am back in my hoe era.
I am like if Che Guevara had pronouns and was 1,53 m tall.
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I am like if Che Guevara had pronouns and was 1,53 m tall.
Goddd, I am so stylish today (looking like Che Guevara)
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Goddd, I am so stylish today (looking like Che Guevara)
"I never use bay leaf lmfao Idk why they put that on" brotha I'll never eat any beans on a non-latino place.
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 PM
"I never use bay leaf lmfao Idk why they put that on" brotha I'll never eat any beans on a non-latino place.
I need to put all my random ass experience in my resume bc imagine trying to hire me and I fucking know how to do a suture on a horse, can read legal texts and interpret them, know how to vax livestock, translate texts into 4 different languages, know how to weld and how to cook.
Ngl missing being a welder.
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I need to put all my random ass experience in my resume bc imagine trying to hire me and I fucking know how to do a suture on a horse, can read legal texts and interpret them, know how to vax livestock, translate texts into 4 different languages, know how to weld and how to cook.
Ngl missing being a welder.
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Ngl missing being a welder.
Craving coconut fish stew.
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Craving coconut fish stew.
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never ended up using it, but in the Big bang Thunderbug fic I was artin for the jettwins has Bob the insecticon as a pet/companion and I lost my mind cuz I LOVE YOU BOB!!!
so first thing I did was a little tfa design of him <3
#tfa #insecticon #BobtheInsecticon #TransformersBob #transformers #Bob
so first thing I did was a little tfa design of him <3
#tfa #insecticon #BobtheInsecticon #TransformersBob #transformers #Bob
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
never ended up using it, but in the Big bang Thunderbug fic I was artin for the jettwins has Bob the insecticon as a pet/companion and I lost my mind cuz I LOVE YOU BOB!!!
so first thing I did was a little tfa design of him <3
#tfa #insecticon #BobtheInsecticon #TransformersBob #transformers #Bob
so first thing I did was a little tfa design of him <3
#tfa #insecticon #BobtheInsecticon #TransformersBob #transformers #Bob
NEXT YEAR I'LL PROBABLY GO TO CHINA FUCK YEAHHHHH
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
NEXT YEAR I'LL PROBABLY GO TO CHINA FUCK YEAHHHHH
Having large animals is so funny bc a 30 kg hound is mad at me bc I didn't let it in my room after it rampaged the rain puddles in the yard.
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Having large animals is so funny bc a 30 kg hound is mad at me bc I didn't let it in my room after it rampaged the rain puddles in the yard.
I need to take brazilian's religions and put it in the Transformers bc imagine the miners having a deep seated faith on the lost sparks who died in slavery and giving them cy-gars and highgrade? Or putting a pebble on the roads to appease the ghosts of those who died in altmode? Cool as fuck.
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I need to take brazilian's religions and put it in the Transformers bc imagine the miners having a deep seated faith on the lost sparks who died in slavery and giving them cy-gars and highgrade? Or putting a pebble on the roads to appease the ghosts of those who died in altmode? Cool as fuck.
Hazbin Hotel is so fascinating. People are complaining abt the representation of a character of a religion and then they are using A SLUR to tell how the character should be represented.
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Hazbin Hotel is so fascinating. People are complaining abt the representation of a character of a religion and then they are using A SLUR to tell how the character should be represented.
This becomes even more infuriating when you remember most of Argentina is starving.
Argentina President Javier Milei doing the “Trump dance” at Mar-a-Lago after getting an $40 billion bailout.
Meanwhile, Trump won’t renew subsides for American healthcare.
Meanwhile, Trump won’t renew subsides for American healthcare.
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This becomes even more infuriating when you remember most of Argentina is starving.